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MysteryVibe Crescendo

The Crescendo made by MysteryVibe was sent to me in return for an honest review.  Essemoh Teepee had an opportunity to talk with this fine organization at Sexhibition last year and we are in discussion about the possibility of programming for use with our Directed Erotic Visualisation© experiences.

The product arrived without delay, was well packed and the display in the box was elegant and simple.

The charging plate is simple to use. The product charged in less than an hour and was ready for a test run.

I was surprised at the initial intensity of the vibrations as I held it and ran through the different patterns. I am normally not one for ‘insertable’ vibrators preferring the real thing of some facsimile thereof.  Still the slim shape, smooth, almost luxurious feel of the 100% body safe skin feel silicone covering and the ability to bend and twist it into various shapes gave it a definite edge.

And of course, as always, the fact that it is waterproof is an added bonus. As you may know, I am prone to rather wet and explosive orgasms and have taken down not one, but two, laptops during some intense skype sessions! Not having to worry about holding back is always a plus.

So, enough about the design and packaging, how does it work, you ask? When reviewing a product, it always seems that the first trial is a little disappointing because I am focusing so much on the review of it that it sometimes curtails the pleasure. I also found myself constantly wanting to try a different shape, so, continuity was an issue at first.

After a few minutes of playing with the shape and vibrations patterns, I found my favorites and let the vibe go to work.  I found the deep rumbling vibration better suited to me as I am not a buzzy vibe person. I bent the product to hit my g-spot while pressing the two flaps over my clitoris in hopes of a fabulous combination orgasm.

While the pulsing rumbles stimulated my g-spot to orgasm, I could not make enough contact with my clit to bring it all together. This was disappointing, but not insurmountable. I did have to bring an additional clitoral toy into the mix to give me the intensity of orgasm I was looking for. As a note, the buttons to change patterns are fairly close together and must be held down for a few seconds to stop the toy, so if you are overly sensitive after orgasm, be prepared to remove it or have your finger at the ready.

I have yet to use the MysteryVibe App which has additional vibration patterns, as I am waiting until the new version is released. (see note)The new app will include the ability to program your own sequences- which may work with DEV©- and a remote play capability. Your partner can log in and direct your vibrations in the way they see fit. Both improvements will be a great addition to the product.

I have found that sometimes it takes several tries and in different circumstances, to really understand how my body reacts to a new toy, so, I am not giving up hope! I am looking forward to spending some relaxing (not thinking of the review) time getting to know the Crescendo better.

The design, the quality, the extras- all make the Crescendo worth giving it a second try. If you enjoy deep rumbling vibration, a slim fit, and the ability to find the perfect design to fit your body, I recommend you give the Crescendo a try.

Author’s Note: 08/01/17 The app has been launched and additional comments will be made after testing.

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A teenage fantasy come true
Monday, 22 January 2018  |  Shadow

There are probably many of us that think about the one that got away. We think about what we should have done if we only knew what we know now, what could have been if we had only been brave enough to reach out and take that person in our arms, what we would do if we had another chance. It's a thought that can drive you mad, almost as mad as a sexual desire left unfulfilled for 10 years. So what happens when the one that got away happens to walk right up to you during your high school reunion and says "Hi"? Grace is about to show you.
What follows is a tango of tongues, a fucking of fingers, a massage of the mouth, the rhythmic rocking of bodies, the breathy sounds of sensuality, the delightfully dirty diction of one lost in lust, and a love once only a forgotten thought kindled for the first time - all happening in between the stars looking down from above and the unsuspecting graduates down below. You'll feel just like a teenager again, falling in love with your high school sweetheart. I dare not say more of the story, for it is one that should be experienced for yourself.
Instead, I'll highlight some of the qualities Grace alone brings to this audio adventure to, as the comedian Kevin Smith put it, "tickle your ear pussies." First is that she is a master of sounds. She understands what it takes to record quality erotic audio and provides all of the sound effects, both sampled and personally recorded (including some wet enough to make your mouth water), to immerse you into the world of this reunion. Also, if you have never heard erotic audio recorded through a binaural microphone, be prepared to be blown away as you hear Grace so close that you can actually feel her whispering right next to your ear and kissing along your neck. Second is that she has this amazing ability to talk dirty and make it feel like the most natural, glorious thing in the world. She breaks down every single sensation in exquisite, erotic ecstasy. Her voice is so sweetly seductive, hearing her say "fuck me" is like learning to curse in a foreign language: you know it's naughty but you just can't resist and it feels incredible.
Audios like this only come along once in 10 years. Are you willing to wait another 10 for the next one? I certainly hope not. So click the 'add to basket' button, check out, and enjoy your reunion. You and Grace have some catching up to do.