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MysteryVibe Crescendo

The Crescendo made by MysteryVibe was sent to me in return for an honest review.  Essemoh Teepee had an opportunity to talk with this fine organization at Sexhibition last year and we are in discussion about the possibility of programming for use with our Directed Erotic Visualisation© experiences.

The product arrived without delay, was well packed and the display in the box was elegant and simple.

The charging plate is simple to use. The product charged in less than an hour and was ready for a test run.

I was surprised at the initial intensity of the vibrations as I held it and ran through the different patterns. I am normally not one for ‘insertable’ vibrators preferring the real thing of some facsimile thereof.  Still the slim shape, smooth, almost luxurious feel of the 100% body safe skin feel silicone covering and the ability to bend and twist it into various shapes gave it a definite edge.

And of course, as always, the fact that it is waterproof is an added bonus. As you may know, I am prone to rather wet and explosive orgasms and have taken down not one, but two, laptops during some intense skype sessions! Not having to worry about holding back is always a plus.

So, enough about the design and packaging, how does it work, you ask? When reviewing a product, it always seems that the first trial is a little disappointing because I am focusing so much on the review of it that it sometimes curtails the pleasure. I also found myself constantly wanting to try a different shape, so, continuity was an issue at first.

After a few minutes of playing with the shape and vibrations patterns, I found my favorites and let the vibe go to work.  I found the deep rumbling vibration better suited to me as I am not a buzzy vibe person. I bent the product to hit my g-spot while pressing the two flaps over my clitoris in hopes of a fabulous combination orgasm.

While the pulsing rumbles stimulated my g-spot to orgasm, I could not make enough contact with my clit to bring it all together. This was disappointing, but not insurmountable. I did have to bring an additional clitoral toy into the mix to give me the intensity of orgasm I was looking for. As a note, the buttons to change patterns are fairly close together and must be held down for a few seconds to stop the toy, so if you are overly sensitive after orgasm, be prepared to remove it or have your finger at the ready.

I have yet to use the MysteryVibe App which has additional vibration patterns, as I am waiting until the new version is released. (see note)The new app will include the ability to program your own sequences- which may work with DEV©- and a remote play capability. Your partner can log in and direct your vibrations in the way they see fit. Both improvements will be a great addition to the product.

I have found that sometimes it takes several tries and in different circumstances, to really understand how my body reacts to a new toy, so, I am not giving up hope! I am looking forward to spending some relaxing (not thinking of the review) time getting to know the Crescendo better.

The design, the quality, the extras- all make the Crescendo worth giving it a second try. If you enjoy deep rumbling vibration, a slim fit, and the ability to find the perfect design to fit your body, I recommend you give the Crescendo a try.

Author’s Note: 08/01/17 The app has been launched and additional comments will be made after testing.

Rating:  
It really surprised
Sunday, 15 April 2018  |  Stine

At first, i did not think that the suggestions would work. It really suprised me how great and surpising it was . It was magical for me


Rating:  
Mind Blowing
Friday, 16 March 2018  |  anonss

Hey, I'm just writing to say that I was very impressed with this title. The writing is razor sharp on this one. I have listened to a bunch of these titles by now and this is certainly one of the best. I have always been a Jezebel fan and this is truly a gift to all of her fans. Like I wrote earlier, the writing is extra crisp and as usual her delivery is perfect. It always amazes me how there are some many ways to describe love making and make it set apart from other recordings. Also, I like the holiday flair of this title. You can practically see Jezebel making the snowbound travel to pleasure you. There is a bubble bath scene that gracefully leads to an amazing romp of missionary sex on a bed. This title will effortlessly help a man visualize his crush in the most romantic and comforting way possible.


Rating:  
One of the Best
Thursday, 15 March 2018  |  Joanna

This remains one of my favorites from Essemoh to this day. The setup for the scenario is perfectly done and does well to escalate to the intimate reunion with the one that "got away". Essemoh is very sweet, tender, and affectionate and for me personally, that's an automatic favorite.

I do only have one small negative note, but it's relatively minor and doesn't detract a great deal from the experience. This scenario involves narrative running over the scripted action and "sound effects". So, there are parts where Essemoh is narrating over his own scenario dialogue. I understand that it's meant to guide your thoughts as the action is happening, but I feel like I miss out on the scenario stuff because he is narrating over it. I appreciate narration, but personally, I like it a lot more when Essemoh is acting the part and doing dialogue (sweet talk, etc.).

But like I said, it's a small complaint and I still highly recommend this particular audio for your collection.