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MysteryVibe Crescendo

The Crescendo made by MysteryVibe was sent to me in return for an honest review.  Essemoh Teepee had an opportunity to talk with this fine organization at Sexhibition last year and we are in discussion about the possibility of programming for use with our Directed Erotic Visualisation© experiences.

The product arrived without delay, was well packed and the display in the box was elegant and simple.

The charging plate is simple to use. The product charged in less than an hour and was ready for a test run.

I was surprised at the initial intensity of the vibrations as I held it and ran through the different patterns. I am normally not one for ‘insertable’ vibrators preferring the real thing of some facsimile thereof.  Still the slim shape, smooth, almost luxurious feel of the 100% body safe skin feel silicone covering and the ability to bend and twist it into various shapes gave it a definite edge.

And of course, as always, the fact that it is waterproof is an added bonus. As you may know, I am prone to rather wet and explosive orgasms and have taken down not one, but two, laptops during some intense skype sessions! Not having to worry about holding back is always a plus.

So, enough about the design and packaging, how does it work, you ask? When reviewing a product, it always seems that the first trial is a little disappointing because I am focusing so much on the review of it that it sometimes curtails the pleasure. I also found myself constantly wanting to try a different shape, so, continuity was an issue at first.

After a few minutes of playing with the shape and vibrations patterns, I found my favorites and let the vibe go to work.  I found the deep rumbling vibration better suited to me as I am not a buzzy vibe person. I bent the product to hit my g-spot while pressing the two flaps over my clitoris in hopes of a fabulous combination orgasm.

While the pulsing rumbles stimulated my g-spot to orgasm, I could not make enough contact with my clit to bring it all together. This was disappointing, but not insurmountable. I did have to bring an additional clitoral toy into the mix to give me the intensity of orgasm I was looking for. As a note, the buttons to change patterns are fairly close together and must be held down for a few seconds to stop the toy, so if you are overly sensitive after orgasm, be prepared to remove it or have your finger at the ready.

I have yet to use the MysteryVibe App which has additional vibration patterns, as I am waiting until the new version is released. (see note)The new app will include the ability to program your own sequences- which may work with DEV©- and a remote play capability. Your partner can log in and direct your vibrations in the way they see fit. Both improvements will be a great addition to the product.

I have found that sometimes it takes several tries and in different circumstances, to really understand how my body reacts to a new toy, so, I am not giving up hope! I am looking forward to spending some relaxing (not thinking of the review) time getting to know the Crescendo better.

The design, the quality, the extras- all make the Crescendo worth giving it a second try. If you enjoy deep rumbling vibration, a slim fit, and the ability to find the perfect design to fit your body, I recommend you give the Crescendo a try.

Author’s Note: 08/01/17 The app has been launched and additional comments will be made after testing.

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J'aime tellement cette audio! 😍❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Saturday, 19 August 2017  |  Chris

I consider 'Je T'aime: Let's Make Love' to be a prime showcase of Eve's Garden's strengths as a erotic performer and writer. It resonates strongly with me in several ways: as an intensely-charged erotic fantasy that quickens my blood so as to surge red-hot through my veins and keep me hard as steel for the majority of its 24 minute duration, as an achingly intimate and romantic portrait of the powerfully sensual connection between two passionate souls, and, because I could comprehend some of "la langue de l'amour" she's sprinkled liberally throughout, the way she is able to so beautifully express herself whether it be in English or French. But if you do not speak French, fear not, dear listener, for she has graciously translated much of it in a conversationally seamless, natural manner to ensure her messages of pure love and adoration melt your Anglophone heart!
Whenever I listen to Je T'aime, I can sincerely feel without a doubt that I am truly loved, a testament to the sheer immersive quality, the professional production values, and my impression that Eve's Garden has earnestly poured much of her heart and soul into the creation of this erotic masterpiece.


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Review of Pool Party
Tuesday, 15 August 2017  |  Anon

This is a good product. The author weaves a sexy story effortlessly. I look forward to more of these audio books. I must say that the album cover looked so hot that I just had to buy it!


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Who needs a swimsuit?
Saturday, 12 August 2017  |  AnonS

This is truly a delightful audio recording of the erotic nature. The woman has a cute & sexy laugh too. You really feel like you are there in the wilderness at night in the arms of a beautiful lady. Thank YOU for making this!