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I am a firm believer and extreme advocate of Happy Hour. Those two simple words that evoke unrequited feelings of pleasure...
words that can make your mouth water...
Not only in anticipation of that first cocktail, but also in anticipation of the RELAXATION that Happy Hour means. The loosening of that tie, the kicking off of those 3" heels, the pleasure of being able to sink back and unwind with your friends, family or colleagues.
Those few hours of unadulterated, narcissistic indulgence. Ya... that's what I mean...
Oh, and lest I forget to tell you .. I also write erotica! *grin*
You can always find me enjoying drinks, writing about drinks, writing erotic fiction or tweeting smut. But any way you look at it ... cocktails ... are a very large part of my life!
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Monday, 19 June 2017 | AnonS
TSA's "A Little Lesson" is another wonderful anal sex experience from her. She clearly has talent between the sheets and cheeks. Her voice sounds young and innocent, but her mind is anything but that. What can I say? She's a keeper. She keeps you in her butt...
One last thing, I noticed the audio was slightly below the usual quality from this website. Perhaps, my file was compressed or something like that. It's a shame because this was one my favorites in recent memory.
A sloppy bumper car like ride inside Jezebel
Sunday, 18 June 2017 | Anon
Jezebel is back! This time around she has perfected the quickie. Basically, it's a no- frills screwing experience and I wouldn't want it any other way. Without a doubt, every month, I look forward to the new products from this site. Your creativity, passion, and generosity are truly unrelenting as a company.
Likewise, Jezebel and the rest of the ladies on this site just make me happy to be a straight man.
Still trembling and sweaty
Sunday, 18 June 2017 | Wayne
Grace's Groves phenomenal voice has left me a quivering puddle of goo. I've been a listened of her work for a while, and I just had to check her out here. The experience did not disappoint. She lovingly guides through an experience that I know I'll be cumming back to again and again
Keep Your Skirt On
Voice of a RockStar gets off on telling you what to do and in this new eSb Audio Erotica experience he is doing just that. Rest assured, when he tells you to Keep Your Skirt On, it isn't because he is sending you home- quite the contrary!
It's a perfect time to stay in and have a little old fashioned Game Night fun, in this super hot eSb Audio Erotica experience everyone wins! Grace's Grove has popped her erotic audio cherry, and we are proud to showcase it here!
Top Secret Audio wants to offer you all of her delectable charms, especially her best asset in this eSb Audio Erotica experience. Take it, she is All Yours!