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Bound by Tradition : Daddy''s Girl BDSM Audio for Women

Bound by Tradition : Daddy''s Girl BDSM Audio for Women£6.99

You have so much to do over the holidays and all you asked NotWhoRoseThinks for was a little help with the lights. In this eSbAudio Erotica experience, not giving him clear directions leads to an argument that you are more than happy to lose when you find that being Bound by Tradition is very festive indeed!

Daddy's Sweet Kitten : Food Play Erotic Audio for Women

Daddy's Sweet Kitten : Food Play Erotic Audio for Women£6.99

NotWhoRoseThinks ​has a treat for his Sweet Kitten. This Valentine's day you wont be going out to eat. Oh, don't pout, he wants dessert first and you are on the menu in this delicious eSb Audio Erotica experience. He does like to eat slowly, but it is well worth the wait! 

Patience : Daddy's Girl BDSM Audio for Women

Patience : Daddy's Girl BDSM Audio for Women£6.99

It is Spanksgiving and you need to learn an important lesson. Luckily, NotWhoRoseThinks is oh, so wiling to teach it to you in this eSb Audio Erotica selection. What you need to learn kitten, is Patience.




Resolute : Daddy's Girl BDSM Audio for Women

Resolute : Daddy's Girl BDSM Audio for Women£6.99

NotWhoRoseThinks is a man on a mission in this powerful eSb Audio Erotica experience. He is Resolute in his goals and knows exactly what you need: More Pleasure! A powerful man is just what you need to chase the chill away.

Rewards Program :Free  Daddy's Girl BDSM Audio for Women

Rewards Program :Free Daddy's Girl BDSM Audio for Women£6.99   £0.00

Have you been a naughty girl? NotWhoRoseThinks has a reward just for you in this hot new eSb audio erotica selection for Spanksgiving. Don't worry in this Rewards Program you'll be happy to rack up the extra points!


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Mind Blowing
Friday, 16 March 2018  |  anonss

Hey, I'm just writing to say that I was very impressed with this title. The writing is razor sharp on this one. I have listened to a bunch of these titles by now and this is certainly one of the best. I have always been a Jezebel fan and this is truly a gift to all of her fans. Like I wrote earlier, the writing is extra crisp and as usual her delivery is perfect. It always amazes me how there are some many ways to describe love making and make it set apart from other recordings. Also, I like the holiday flair of this title. You can practically see Jezebel making the snowbound travel to pleasure you. There is a bubble bath scene that gracefully leads to an amazing romp of missionary sex on a bed. This title will effortlessly help a man visualize his crush in the most romantic and comforting way possible.

One of the Best
Thursday, 15 March 2018  |  Joanna

This remains one of my favorites from Essemoh to this day. The setup for the scenario is perfectly done and does well to escalate to the intimate reunion with the one that "got away". Essemoh is very sweet, tender, and affectionate and for me personally, that's an automatic favorite.

I do only have one small negative note, but it's relatively minor and doesn't detract a great deal from the experience. This scenario involves narrative running over the scripted action and "sound effects". So, there are parts where Essemoh is narrating over his own scenario dialogue. I understand that it's meant to guide your thoughts as the action is happening, but I feel like I miss out on the scenario stuff because he is narrating over it. I appreciate narration, but personally, I like it a lot more when Essemoh is acting the part and doing dialogue (sweet talk, etc.).

But like I said, it's a small complaint and I still highly recommend this particular audio for your collection.

Aural Aphrodisiac
Saturday, 10 March 2018  |  Kathy

In My Handsí voice is in a class of its own. Deep, resonant and decadently sexy. I didnít want it to end even though its run time is 43 minutes. Can not wait to hear more from him.