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Nik Havert

This month our author’s spotlight is shining on all-round Renaissance Man - Nik Havert

 AP: Nik, you wrote a great story for our Voyeur Eyes Only anthology in partnership with D.L. King and Xcite books. Your sense of humor made for a great read.

 Thanks. I have written in many genres – even my BDSM erotica is often laced with humor.

I love to throw the "average Joe and Jane" characters into kinky situations. Toss in some snappy dialogue and usually humor will follow. I also write under the pseudonym Nicole Wolfe in select erotica anthologies. My lesbian fiction is wildly popular.

 AP: Sounds like you are really exploring your voice. Is there anything else you like to write?  

 Yes, when I am not writing what I like to call "silly stories about people fucking," I write and publish comic books and graphic novels. Both under my DIY banner of Pickle Press, and for other publishers.

AP: The whole comic book and Graphic Novel scene is fascinating. Could you tell us more about that?

I have been writing, editing, lettering, and self-publishing many genres of comics since 2003. I also have written and published comic books for many internationally known fetish and glamour models.

 AP: Essemoh is jealous! (I hope you haven’t given him any ideas.) Do you have any new projects in the pipeline?

 My newest adult projects are two new naughty comics - "More Tentacle Love" featuring fetish and glamour models Isobel Wren and Titania Lyn, and "Mars Needs MILF's" with adult film hall of famer, Debi Diamond. I'm also nearly done with a comic book thriller (non-adult) featuring girl-girl adult film star Sinn Sage.

 AP: You do stay busy. What do you do with your free time, when you’re not writing?

I am constantly waging a war against free time! I also am the punk / alternative rock editor for Outlaw Music Magazine and Kick Ass Music Women. I DJ part-time for the University of Notre Dame's college rock show and I am a horror movie host on the YouTube show, "Weird-O-Rama." Oh, and I like to attend comic book and horror movie conventions. I am known for writing haiku poems and custom short stories for fans on the spot.

AP: Looks to us as though you are winning that war. Dare we ask – anything that doesn’t involve work - just for pleasure’s sake?

I am an avid lover of cult films, good music, natural root beer, organic foods, the American southwest, women of all shapes, my pets, and of course, my amazing wife.

 AP: When do you sleep? Are we missing anything?

I also teach martial arts and I am a full-time crime fighter.

 AP: Our heads are spinning — we’re starting to feel like slackers! Nik, thank you so much for finding the time to visit with us today. We enjoyed learning more about you.


You can find out more about Nik’s multiple personalities at: 

   Facebook: Nicole Wolfe

   Youtube: Weird-O-Rama

   Twitter: @NikHavert

A teenage fantasy come true
Monday, 22 January 2018  |  Shadow

There are probably many of us that think about the one that got away. We think about what we should have done if we only knew what we know now, what could have been if we had only been brave enough to reach out and take that person in our arms, what we would do if we had another chance. It's a thought that can drive you mad, almost as mad as a sexual desire left unfulfilled for 10 years. So what happens when the one that got away happens to walk right up to you during your high school reunion and says "Hi"? Grace is about to show you.
What follows is a tango of tongues, a fucking of fingers, a massage of the mouth, the rhythmic rocking of bodies, the breathy sounds of sensuality, the delightfully dirty diction of one lost in lust, and a love once only a forgotten thought kindled for the first time - all happening in between the stars looking down from above and the unsuspecting graduates down below. You'll feel just like a teenager again, falling in love with your high school sweetheart. I dare not say more of the story, for it is one that should be experienced for yourself.
Instead, I'll highlight some of the qualities Grace alone brings to this audio adventure to, as the comedian Kevin Smith put it, "tickle your ear pussies." First is that she is a master of sounds. She understands what it takes to record quality erotic audio and provides all of the sound effects, both sampled and personally recorded (including some wet enough to make your mouth water), to immerse you into the world of this reunion. Also, if you have never heard erotic audio recorded through a binaural microphone, be prepared to be blown away as you hear Grace so close that you can actually feel her whispering right next to your ear and kissing along your neck. Second is that she has this amazing ability to talk dirty and make it feel like the most natural, glorious thing in the world. She breaks down every single sensation in exquisite, erotic ecstasy. Her voice is so sweetly seductive, hearing her say "fuck me" is like learning to curse in a foreign language: you know it's naughty but you just can't resist and it feels incredible.
Audios like this only come along once in 10 years. Are you willing to wait another 10 for the next one? I certainly hope not. So click the 'add to basket' button, check out, and enjoy your reunion. You and Grace have some catching up to do.