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Sheets of SanFrancisco

Sheets of SanFrancisco

Monday, 25 April 2016

Wow-- What a pleasant surprise! After years of carting around bulky mattress pads on vacation, doing laundry Saturday at 2am and the panic of forgetting –and simultaneously, trashing a hotel bed, someone has finally listened to the pleas of the squirter.

Recently, we received a fitted ‘fun sheet’ from the fabulous Sheets of SF. The crew at The Manor fought over who got the test run of this innovative new product, but Jezebel’s unique gift qualified her as the  best test subject. 

It is a win! The material is silky and sensuous.  Initially there was concern that the polyurethane/polyester combination would create the ‘rubber sheet’ effect, but this was delightfully not the case. Although the testers decided it probably was not a sheet to sleep the night through on a regular basis-- due to some hot blooded testers-- it was comfortable and the subtle slide added to the sensuality of the love making. It could easily be paired with satin bedding without a second glance -- this isn’t your mother’s waterproof sheet. No longer will we suffer through scratchy, rubber backed mattress pads that make you perspire- and lie in a very cold wet spot!                                                     

We did test it with water prior to experimenting and the liquid puddled up immediately with no bleed through to the mattress. This posed the question of what to do with the puddles that might be created –and were during this test--during particularly vigorous activity.  A squeegee was mentioned, but discarded as an option because the floors might bear the brunt of the damage. A chamois cloth another possibility, but again that defeats the purpose of having the sheet.  But I digress…at this point, having a towel nearby, seems the best option. The joy of being able to wipe away the moisture and not have a soggy mess to lie in, is worth a bit of mopping up! When you are finished the sheet is machine washable and able to be tumble dried, however, I hung it on the line to save the wear and tear.

Under ‘extreme’ circumstances, the sheet is outstanding at protecting the mattress and any bedding beneath. It is comfortable, easy to care for, and attractive. The issues of the puddling will not affect everyone and is a small price to pay. The benefits definitely outweigh this small issue.

eSensual Books recommends you put a towel down before listening to several of our ‘wetter’ Directed Erotic Visualisation© titles, but we think you should definitely give the Sheets of SF products a try and never worry about wet mattresses again.

So whether it is a IRL with your favorite lover, an online connection, a solo session or a particularly wet DEV© experience, we highly recommend you look into Sheets of SF. The freedom is exhilarating, so, go ahead--let it rain and splash in the puddles.

Rating:  
Down and Dirty
Monday, 19 June 2017  |  AnonS

TSA's "A Little Lesson" is another wonderful anal sex experience from her. She clearly has talent between the sheets and cheeks. Her voice sounds young and innocent, but her mind is anything but that. What can I say? She's a keeper. She keeps you in her butt...
One last thing, I noticed the audio was slightly below the usual quality from this website. Perhaps, my file was compressed or something like that. It's a shame because this was one my favorites in recent memory.


Rating:  
A sloppy bumper car like ride inside Jezebel
Sunday, 18 June 2017  |  Anon

Jezebel is back! This time around she has perfected the quickie. Basically, it's a no- frills screwing experience and I wouldn't want it any other way. Without a doubt, every month, I look forward to the new products from this site. Your creativity, passion, and generosity are truly unrelenting as a company.
Likewise, Jezebel and the rest of the ladies on this site just make me happy to be a straight man.


Rating:  
Still trembling and sweaty
Sunday, 18 June 2017  |  Wayne

Grace's Groves phenomenal voice has left me a quivering puddle of goo. I've been a listened of her work for a while, and I just had to check her out here. The experience did not disappoint. She lovingly guides through an experience that I know I'll be cumming back to again and again