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Sheets of SanFrancisco

Sheets of SanFrancisco

Monday, 25 April 2016

Wow-- What a pleasant surprise! After years of carting around bulky mattress pads on vacation, doing laundry Saturday at 2am and the panic of forgetting –and simultaneously, trashing a hotel bed, someone has finally listened to the pleas of the squirter.

Recently, we received a fitted ‘fun sheet’ from the fabulous Sheets of SF. The crew at The Manor fought over who got the test run of this innovative new product, but Jezebel’s unique gift qualified her as the  best test subject. 

It is a win! The material is silky and sensuous.  Initially there was concern that the polyurethane/polyester combination would create the ‘rubber sheet’ effect, but this was delightfully not the case. Although the testers decided it probably was not a sheet to sleep the night through on a regular basis-- due to some hot blooded testers-- it was comfortable and the subtle slide added to the sensuality of the love making. It could easily be paired with satin bedding without a second glance -- this isn’t your mother’s waterproof sheet. No longer will we suffer through scratchy, rubber backed mattress pads that make you perspire- and lie in a very cold wet spot!                                                     

We did test it with water prior to experimenting and the liquid puddled up immediately with no bleed through to the mattress. This posed the question of what to do with the puddles that might be created –and were during this test--during particularly vigorous activity.  A squeegee was mentioned, but discarded as an option because the floors might bear the brunt of the damage. A chamois cloth another possibility, but again that defeats the purpose of having the sheet.  But I digress…at this point, having a towel nearby, seems the best option. The joy of being able to wipe away the moisture and not have a soggy mess to lie in, is worth a bit of mopping up! When you are finished the sheet is machine washable and able to be tumble dried, however, I hung it on the line to save the wear and tear.

Under ‘extreme’ circumstances, the sheet is outstanding at protecting the mattress and any bedding beneath. It is comfortable, easy to care for, and attractive. The issues of the puddling will not affect everyone and is a small price to pay. The benefits definitely outweigh this small issue.

eSensual Books recommends you put a towel down before listening to several of our ‘wetter’ Directed Erotic Visualisation© titles, but we think you should definitely give the Sheets of SF products a try and never worry about wet mattresses again.

So whether it is a IRL with your favorite lover, an online connection, a solo session or a particularly wet DEV© experience, we highly recommend you look into Sheets of SF. The freedom is exhilarating, so, go ahead--let it rain and splash in the puddles.

Mind Blowing
Friday, 16 March 2018  |  anonss

Hey, I'm just writing to say that I was very impressed with this title. The writing is razor sharp on this one. I have listened to a bunch of these titles by now and this is certainly one of the best. I have always been a Jezebel fan and this is truly a gift to all of her fans. Like I wrote earlier, the writing is extra crisp and as usual her delivery is perfect. It always amazes me how there are some many ways to describe love making and make it set apart from other recordings. Also, I like the holiday flair of this title. You can practically see Jezebel making the snowbound travel to pleasure you. There is a bubble bath scene that gracefully leads to an amazing romp of missionary sex on a bed. This title will effortlessly help a man visualize his crush in the most romantic and comforting way possible.

One of the Best
Thursday, 15 March 2018  |  Joanna

This remains one of my favorites from Essemoh to this day. The setup for the scenario is perfectly done and does well to escalate to the intimate reunion with the one that "got away". Essemoh is very sweet, tender, and affectionate and for me personally, that's an automatic favorite.

I do only have one small negative note, but it's relatively minor and doesn't detract a great deal from the experience. This scenario involves narrative running over the scripted action and "sound effects". So, there are parts where Essemoh is narrating over his own scenario dialogue. I understand that it's meant to guide your thoughts as the action is happening, but I feel like I miss out on the scenario stuff because he is narrating over it. I appreciate narration, but personally, I like it a lot more when Essemoh is acting the part and doing dialogue (sweet talk, etc.).

But like I said, it's a small complaint and I still highly recommend this particular audio for your collection.

Aural Aphrodisiac
Saturday, 10 March 2018  |  Kathy

In My Handsí voice is in a class of its own. Deep, resonant and decadently sexy. I didnít want it to end even though its run time is 43 minutes. Can not wait to hear more from him.