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Sheets of SanFrancisco

Sheets of SanFrancisco

Monday, 25 April 2016

Wow-- What a pleasant surprise! After years of carting around bulky mattress pads on vacation, doing laundry Saturday at 2am and the panic of forgetting –and simultaneously, trashing a hotel bed, someone has finally listened to the pleas of the squirter.

Recently, we received a fitted ‘fun sheet’ from the fabulous Sheets of SF. The crew at The Manor fought over who got the test run of this innovative new product, but Jezebel’s unique gift qualified her as the  best test subject. 

It is a win! The material is silky and sensuous.  Initially there was concern that the polyurethane/polyester combination would create the ‘rubber sheet’ effect, but this was delightfully not the case. Although the testers decided it probably was not a sheet to sleep the night through on a regular basis-- due to some hot blooded testers-- it was comfortable and the subtle slide added to the sensuality of the love making. It could easily be paired with satin bedding without a second glance -- this isn’t your mother’s waterproof sheet. No longer will we suffer through scratchy, rubber backed mattress pads that make you perspire- and lie in a very cold wet spot!                                                     

We did test it with water prior to experimenting and the liquid puddled up immediately with no bleed through to the mattress. This posed the question of what to do with the puddles that might be created –and were during this test--during particularly vigorous activity.  A squeegee was mentioned, but discarded as an option because the floors might bear the brunt of the damage. A chamois cloth another possibility, but again that defeats the purpose of having the sheet.  But I digress…at this point, having a towel nearby, seems the best option. The joy of being able to wipe away the moisture and not have a soggy mess to lie in, is worth a bit of mopping up! When you are finished the sheet is machine washable and able to be tumble dried, however, I hung it on the line to save the wear and tear.

Under ‘extreme’ circumstances, the sheet is outstanding at protecting the mattress and any bedding beneath. It is comfortable, easy to care for, and attractive. The issues of the puddling will not affect everyone and is a small price to pay. The benefits definitely outweigh this small issue.

eSensual Books recommends you put a towel down before listening to several of our ‘wetter’ Directed Erotic Visualisation© titles, but we think you should definitely give the Sheets of SF products a try and never worry about wet mattresses again.

So whether it is a IRL with your favorite lover, an online connection, a solo session or a particularly wet DEV© experience, we highly recommend you look into Sheets of SF. The freedom is exhilarating, so, go ahead--let it rain and splash in the puddles.

Rating:  
An alternate universe of an already amazing audio.
Sunday, 7 January 2018  |  Shadow

I'll get this out of the way in saying that this is an alternate version of the original Sexbot, but that is by no means a bad thing. I won't cover everything I loved about the first again, but you can read my original review on it over there if you would like. Instead, I'll focus on what's different. Mainly, it's how involved your partner, Grace, gets between you and your robotic lover. It starts out subtly, kisses along your back and shoulders as she presses into you while you press into the randy robot. It's a sexual sandwich with you and your meat (ha!) in the center. Everything Grace does is to enhance what goes on between you and the robot. By the end, though, Grace shows you just who you belong to and won't be satisfied until she's had a taste. A very different, but very hot and wet 'finish' from the original.
Which one is my favorite? Honestly, that's not a question I think I can answer. The first had something that Grace does that I had never even seen before and turned me on thinking about it. This one had a passion hunger out of her that also really turned me on. Can I just answer and say both? That may be cheating, but that's my answer.
Buy both!


Rating:  
A unique and wonderful take on the fantasy
Sunday, 7 January 2018  |  Shadow

I've listened to a couple of audios for this type of fantasy (I'm a scifi fan so this is right up my alley) and I have to say that this is the most refreshing and delightfully surprising take on it that I have heard.
It answers the difficult question (How should a sex robot act?) while simultaneously erasing the stigma regarding the fantasy by having your partner, expertly played by Grace, along with you for the experience. If the robot was too real, it could ruin the very idea of the fantasy as well as give a feeling of guilt at the end, like you've been cheating. Although some like that aspect, and I respect that. Here, the sexbot is basically a super advanced, super realistic sex toy reacting physically (every dirty detail described by Grace) that your partner is encouraging you to give it to as hard as you can. She even gets turned on by it and, while I will not ruin the ending, I'll say that you will not be the only one cumming. What better encouragement could you have than that?
I'll also mention that I enjoyed the DEV aspects to this, especially its hypnosis like quality to send you deeper into the fantasy before it starts. It also helps set up something that can actually make you last longer and get more enjoyment all the way to the end (I might check out the DEV training system after this). Grace adapted these elements to her signature style beautifully, and I hope she might be involved with more DEV experiences in the future.
Summary: I'll be cumming back to this little version of Westworld for more fun. Highly recommended!


Rating:  
Amazing
Sunday, 26 November 2017  |  Ruth

Absolutely better than most erotic audio that I have purchased. I really felt like I was there!