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Sheets of SanFrancisco

Sheets of SanFrancisco

Monday, 25 April 2016

Wow-- What a pleasant surprise! After years of carting around bulky mattress pads on vacation, doing laundry Saturday at 2am and the panic of forgetting –and simultaneously, trashing a hotel bed, someone has finally listened to the pleas of the squirter.

Recently, we received a fitted ‘fun sheet’ from the fabulous Sheets of SF. The crew at The Manor fought over who got the test run of this innovative new product, but Jezebel’s unique gift qualified her as the  best test subject. 

It is a win! The material is silky and sensuous.  Initially there was concern that the polyurethane/polyester combination would create the ‘rubber sheet’ effect, but this was delightfully not the case. Although the testers decided it probably was not a sheet to sleep the night through on a regular basis-- due to some hot blooded testers-- it was comfortable and the subtle slide added to the sensuality of the love making. It could easily be paired with satin bedding without a second glance -- this isn’t your mother’s waterproof sheet. No longer will we suffer through scratchy, rubber backed mattress pads that make you perspire- and lie in a very cold wet spot!                                                     

We did test it with water prior to experimenting and the liquid puddled up immediately with no bleed through to the mattress. This posed the question of what to do with the puddles that might be created –and were during this test--during particularly vigorous activity.  A squeegee was mentioned, but discarded as an option because the floors might bear the brunt of the damage. A chamois cloth another possibility, but again that defeats the purpose of having the sheet.  But I digress…at this point, having a towel nearby, seems the best option. The joy of being able to wipe away the moisture and not have a soggy mess to lie in, is worth a bit of mopping up! When you are finished the sheet is machine washable and able to be tumble dried, however, I hung it on the line to save the wear and tear.

Under ‘extreme’ circumstances, the sheet is outstanding at protecting the mattress and any bedding beneath. It is comfortable, easy to care for, and attractive. The issues of the puddling will not affect everyone and is a small price to pay. The benefits definitely outweigh this small issue.

eSensual Books recommends you put a towel down before listening to several of our ‘wetter’ Directed Erotic Visualisation© titles, but we think you should definitely give the Sheets of SF products a try and never worry about wet mattresses again.

So whether it is a IRL with your favorite lover, an online connection, a solo session or a particularly wet DEV© experience, we highly recommend you look into Sheets of SF. The freedom is exhilarating, so, go ahead--let it rain and splash in the puddles.

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J'aime tellement cette audio! 😍❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Saturday, 19 August 2017  |  Chris

I consider 'Je T'aime: Let's Make Love' to be a prime showcase of Eve's Garden's strengths as a erotic performer and writer. It resonates strongly with me in several ways: as an intensely-charged erotic fantasy that quickens my blood so as to surge red-hot through my veins and keep me hard as steel for the majority of its 24 minute duration, as an achingly intimate and romantic portrait of the powerfully sensual connection between two passionate souls, and, because I could comprehend some of "la langue de l'amour" she's sprinkled liberally throughout, the way she is able to so beautifully express herself whether it be in English or French. But if you do not speak French, fear not, dear listener, for she has graciously translated much of it in a conversationally seamless, natural manner to ensure her messages of pure love and adoration melt your Anglophone heart!
Whenever I listen to Je T'aime, I can sincerely feel without a doubt that I am truly loved, a testament to the sheer immersive quality, the professional production values, and my impression that Eve's Garden has earnestly poured much of her heart and soul into the creation of this erotic masterpiece.


Rating:  
Review of Pool Party
Tuesday, 15 August 2017  |  Anon

This is a good product. The author weaves a sexy story effortlessly. I look forward to more of these audio books. I must say that the album cover looked so hot that I just had to buy it!


Rating:  
Who needs a swimsuit?
Saturday, 12 August 2017  |  AnonS

This is truly a delightful audio recording of the erotic nature. The woman has a cute & sexy laugh too. You really feel like you are there in the wilderness at night in the arms of a beautiful lady. Thank YOU for making this!