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Hot Octopuss Pulse II Duo

I won a Guybrator! Hot Octopuss Pulse Duo


Review by Essemoh Teepee

Eroticon, as always, was full of surprises this year. If the dynamic presenters, connections with friends old and new, and extracurricular activities were not enough, (see last week’s blog) I won an exciting new product to test!

The Pulse II ‘male stimulator’ created by the sensational people at Hot Octopuss is a unique experience. Unlike a number of Male Masturbation aids on the market, this one actually looks the business. Matt Black and High Tech, it is designed by folks who talk the talk and from what I have discovered thus far, also, know how to walk the walk.

I have not used any male masturbation products before, so this was all new to me. I did not really have any expectations. I have felt vibrations from other couple’s toys in the past, which really did very little for me, but the pulse technology seemed more promising.

The open sleeve design is soft and comfortable, seems a little simple at first glance, but it wasn’t until I turned it on that I understood what the fuss was about. The sleeve is well designed to hit all the right spots. There is a great selection of settings to suit the user and their partner—did I mention it works with couples, too? The device (Pulse Duo) can be worn by the male and the extended curved end is positioned to allow a woman to lean against this for vibration as well. Although it can be a little awkward at first, once you make contact- well, let’s just say it works well as foreplay for couples!

I used it as a stationary toy and allowed it to do its magic. I just had to lie back and think of... well, a gentleman never tells! While vibration can be numbing, the pulsation is something else entirely. A very interesting sensation indeed!

You may also use lube and slide it like a masturbatory sleeve. Your choice, mix and match! The product is designed to work both with or without an erection and  sources site it is an excellent source of stimulation for men who suffer from ED.  Our popular Better Sex audio selections: Lie Back and…would be a perfect choice for using the toy with audio to increase blood flow and stimulation. A great way to involve your partner her as well, they can stimulate themselves as you are listening.

We actually feel that this toy is a great choice to utilize with any of our audios, especially those that may need a little something extra to take them over the edge. DEV© is incredibly powerful, but some (approximately 1/3 of our listeners) require extra practice or physical assistance to achieve orgasm. Check out the selections available at their website : and try the Pulse today. If you do use it with any of our DEV© experiences, please get in touch with comments. Your information is always safe with us.

My first sex toy review is officially at the end. I have some very important things to attend to… but maybe I should just test it out one more time to be sure!

Author’s Note: 07/11/15

I have had comments come in regarding use with DEV, that I would like to share.  Listener Mike  writes:

“What a great suggestion to pair a masturbation aid with DEV©. I have had ED issues for some time due to circulatory problems and your audios are the first time I have experienced pleasure in years. I was hesitant to try the Pulse for fear of disappointment, but I am glad I did! I have yet to achieve a ‘real’ orgasm yet, but I am definitely feeling pleasure. With Jezebel’s sultry voice guiding me, I am sure I will eventually get there. Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

It really surprised
Sunday, 15 April 2018  |  Stine

At first, i did not think that the suggestions would work. It really suprised me how great and surpising it was . It was magical for me

Mind Blowing
Friday, 16 March 2018  |  anonss

Hey, I'm just writing to say that I was very impressed with this title. The writing is razor sharp on this one. I have listened to a bunch of these titles by now and this is certainly one of the best. I have always been a Jezebel fan and this is truly a gift to all of her fans. Like I wrote earlier, the writing is extra crisp and as usual her delivery is perfect. It always amazes me how there are some many ways to describe love making and make it set apart from other recordings. Also, I like the holiday flair of this title. You can practically see Jezebel making the snowbound travel to pleasure you. There is a bubble bath scene that gracefully leads to an amazing romp of missionary sex on a bed. This title will effortlessly help a man visualize his crush in the most romantic and comforting way possible.

One of the Best
Thursday, 15 March 2018  |  Joanna

This remains one of my favorites from Essemoh to this day. The setup for the scenario is perfectly done and does well to escalate to the intimate reunion with the one that "got away". Essemoh is very sweet, tender, and affectionate and for me personally, that's an automatic favorite.

I do only have one small negative note, but it's relatively minor and doesn't detract a great deal from the experience. This scenario involves narrative running over the scripted action and "sound effects". So, there are parts where Essemoh is narrating over his own scenario dialogue. I understand that it's meant to guide your thoughts as the action is happening, but I feel like I miss out on the scenario stuff because he is narrating over it. I appreciate narration, but personally, I like it a lot more when Essemoh is acting the part and doing dialogue (sweet talk, etc.).

But like I said, it's a small complaint and I still highly recommend this particular audio for your collection.