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Happy Holidays

Happy Holidays£9.99   £0.00

Jezebel is at her most alluring and exciting in this erotic experience for Men. Christmas is a time for giving and she gives you all that you might want.-and then some. Happy Holidays!

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Santa Calls

Santa Calls£9.99   £0.00

Santa Calls: an erotic experience for Women. Essemoh is feeling naughty in this festive fun audio. Santa is looking for something more than milk and cookies. "Define naughty, Santa?"

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Castle Keep

Castle Keep£12.99   £7.79

#eeafa award winner Essemoh Teepee has quite the extreme fantasy experience for you in this TripleXXX Impossible Lovers for Women tour de force! A Spanksgiving night you will never forget in Castle Keep. Not for the feint of heart...

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Patience

Patience£6.99   £4.19

It is Spanksgiving and you need to learn an important lesson. Luckily, NotWhoRoseThinks is oh, so wiling to teach it to you in this eSb Audio Erotica selection. What you need to learn kitten, is Patience.

 

 

 

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Wet Spanking

Wet Spanking£12.99   £7.79

#eeafa award winner Grace's Grove is giving you her all in this extended XXX Impossible Lovers for Men experience. Spanksgiving is one of Grace's favorite holidays and there is nothing that makes her want you more than a Wet Spanking. Wont you give it to her?

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Rewards Program

Rewards Program£6.99   £0.00

Have you been a naughty girl? NotWhoRoseThinks has a reward just for you in this hot new eSb audio erotica selection for Spanksgiving. Don't worry in this Rewards Program you'll be happy to rack up the extra points!

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Santa's Gift

Santa's Gift£9.99   £0.00

It is a long year between Christmases and things at the North Pole can get pretty boring and that makes Santa ornery. Not to worry, Essemoh has come up with a plan and with the aid of some friendly elves, soon Santa with be as jolly as ever! Give Santa a special gift this year in this extraordinary Impossible Gay Lovers experience.

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Bad Santa

Bad Santa£9.99   £0.00

Hurry and finish your last minute shopping, Gaelforce is waiting for you by the tree and  he is dressed all in red. Well, what little he is wearing...I hope you have been very naughty because he is your own very, very Bad Santa. You'll have a White Christmas indeed with this light-hearted, sexy romp in the eSb Audio Erotica series.

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For My Master

For My Master£6.99   £4.19

MsKitten would dream of missing Spanksgiving and in this eSb Audio Erotica experience she will tell you there is nothing she loves more than pulling out her toy box and performing: For My Master.

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Bend Over

Bend Over£9.99   £5.99

Sometimes you like to feel like a naughty little boy, but with Essemoh doling out the punishment you can be sure there will be pleasure invovled too.  This Impossible Gay Lovers experience offers the best of both worlds. You have been a very bad boy, now Bend Over and take it like a man...

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Amazing
Sunday, 26 November 2017  |  Ruth

Absolutely better than most erotic audio that I have purchased. I really felt like I was there!


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So.. f--i-ng.. good!
Thursday, 16 November 2017  |  Charles

This was such a fantastic experience! The blend of relaxation and heavy teasing lead to an amazing orgasm and a delicious afterglow. Highly recommend!