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Bite Me : Vampire Directed Erotic Visualisation for Women

Bite Me : Vampire Directed Erotic Visualisation for Women
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Giving in to a Vampire
Tuesday, 4 July 2017  | 

As with all reviews, you should read mine while remembering that I'm speaking from my own sexual background as well as my own sexual preferences. While I try to pick on positives and negatives that a wide audience might be interested in, things will always link back to what is pleasing and not pleasing to me.

I start with this because overall, Essemoh's vampiric adventure, 'Bite Me' is really sexy and does a lot of things right. It's just that some of these things don't necessarily appeal to me.

'Bite Me' is a great mix of BDSM and paranormal interest (I'm into both if it's of any importance). Essemoh sets up a tantalizing scenario where you are completely at the mercy of a vampire who is not just hungry for your blood but also your pleasure.

My favorite part of this audio is actually the opening where Essemoh talks with you a little about the nature of vampires and how they "take what *they* need to give *you* what *you* need." Essemoh is simply delightful. You can hear him smiling as he talks and he has a deliciously horrible laugh. He talks with the glee that comes at watching someone squirm with anticipation and perhaps a little nervousness. He's wicked in all the right ways.

One of the most important details to know about this audio (at least in my opinion) is that your experience is narrated in 3rd person. This means that Essemoh is describing your interactions with a vampire (ex. "He places a pale hand around your bound ankle", etc.) and is not necessarily participating himself.

While the situation is sexy, I personally didn't like the disconnection caused by the 3rd person narrative (I was so hoping that Essemoh was going to play innocent guide into the vampire's lair and then reveal that he was far less harmless all along - I feel he could've done a lot with erotic hypnosis and the Vampire's famed 'mind control').

Others will certainly find that this adds to the monstrous nature of the vampire and will intensify the experience for them. So, please keep that detail in mind before purchasing.

Depending where you stand in regard to 3rd person narration, this title could become one of your favorites if vampires and BDSM are among your top-tier kinks. Disregarding my personal preferences, the scenario is deliciously well executed, building tension slowly with the monster's approach and delivering hard. Essemoh carries that initial 'delight' throughout the entire work and it feels horribly good.

In the end, whether or not to buy depends on asking yourself a few personal questions about preference. But if you find yourself into it, you're sure to have a wickedly good time.


P.S. If they ever do a bundle for paranormal creature experiences, am I the only one would love it to be called 'Fantastic Creatures and where to F*ck Them'?

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Thank you! I agree that iit is difficut sometimes to have Essemoh not be an active participant, but having him close by is comforting and watching...well, a little naughty. Enjoy!

You are taken very deep into this vampire sex experience. The narrator accompanies you and is careful to watch over you but this is not something for the easily frightened. Vampires are overwhelmingly powerful at the best of times, but this experience gives the dazzling creature complete control over you.

Naked and helpless, you are bound hand and foot to a stone altar in the heart of the creature's lair and become his possession. You become a toy for him to use in the most intimate of ways and your complete submission frees you to enjoy the intense pleasure. As he caresses you, licks your skin and gently nips at your sensitive flesh you can feel the anticipation of his all-consuming kiss building. You cannot stop him, you are completely under his control and you want this - for him to take you completely. That first bite - the moment you feel the sharp prick of his teeth is so intimate and so very erotic. And as he both drains and fills you simultaneously, you rapidly lose all your inhibitions as the pleasures take you to the very edge of consciousness.

Directed Erotic Visualisation© is not an audio book, it is so much more. This unique experience puts you in to the very heart of the story, allowing you to feel all the sensations for real.

Here is what some listeners have said:

“I cannot believe how many orgasms I just had! This is incredible. I am still shaking and can’t wait to do it again! Love it!”

“The voice, the exquisite story, the raw power of surrender. I have never experienced anything like this. I am hooked. Please do it again and again and…

"Usually, when I listen to these [audio stories] I fall asleep and nothing happens but with you I cum over and over again. Mm your audios leave me breathless and trembling and I love how you add a little aftercare at the end of your audios, Sir. While I continue trembling and gasping from my orgasms I can still feel you soothing me and my body down from an intense high leaving goosebumps all over my body and my nipples hard and aching for more"

Narrated by Essemoh Teepee

Do not drive or operate dangerous machinery while listening to or for at least 30 minutes your experience.

For Adults Only: Sexually explicit language and audio imagery combined with guided suggestion.

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This remains one of my favorites from Essemoh to this day. The setup for the scenario is perfectly done and does well to escalate to the intimate reunion with the one that "got away". Essemoh is very sweet, tender, and affectionate and for me personally, that's an automatic favorite.

I do only have one small negative note, but it's relatively minor and doesn't detract a great deal from the experience. This scenario involves narrative running over the scripted action and "sound effects". So, there are parts where Essemoh is narrating over his own scenario dialogue. I understand that it's meant to guide your thoughts as the action is happening, but I feel like I miss out on the scenario stuff because he is narrating over it. I appreciate narration, but personally, I like it a lot more when Essemoh is acting the part and doing dialogue (sweet talk, etc.).

But like I said, it's a small complaint and I still highly recommend this particular audio for your collection.