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 Frequently Asked Questions about Directed Erotic Visualisation (Visualization) or DEV.

Q. What is DEV?

A. A form of words, a protocol that aids relaxation and the capacity to fantasize in terms of sensory experience. The technique helps create a suggestible frame of mind or slightly altered state of consciousness in which a subjective reality can be evoked. Instead of the mind freewheeling in fantasy or daydreaming; the protocol ‘suggests’ sensations, emotions and physical experiences that the mind can focus on and enhance. The protocols use erotic and sexually charged imagery and vocabulary to build a subjective sexual experience with a view to generating an orgasmic response.

We consider that it is NOT what many think of as hypnosis. There is no ‘trance’ or loss of consciousness; at all times listening participants or Collaborators remain awake, though relaxed and fully aware of the process.

Q. Why ‘Directed’?

A. Left to itself a relaxed and de stressed mind will wander, freewheel and have pleasant unfocussed daydreams, frequently drifting off to sleep. The ‘Directions’ are verbal prompts, a plot or storyline if you will, to guide the Collaborator into a sexually charged and erotic fantasy where they experience very real physical sensations. The protocol is crafted to lead the participant through a series of experiences that will entice, excite, arouse and ultimately bring them to orgasm.

Q. Why Visualisation (Visualization)?

A. The technique of visualisation is very well known. Positive thought or thinking is valuable in health and psychological treatments as well as ‘self-help’ and weight loss. The impact of the mind on the physical responses and wellbeing of the body, while not completely understood is well recognised as a useful compliment to medical interventions. DEV harnesses this powerful capacity of the mind to ‘spoof’ the senses and create a subjective reality of physical sensation, touch, taste, smell, pain and pleasure.

Q. What use is DEV?

A. You might say ‘None at all’. It is an entertainment. As created and produced by Essemoh Teepee (SMOTP) it does not pretend to be anything other than a pleasurable experience, an enhancement to erotic writing. However, from the feedback received there are some benefits as identified by individuals: enhanced sensuality, self-esteem and capacity to experience orgasms when having sex.

Q. Does DEV work?

A. YES. However, like all things it is not that simple. Every human being is different and reacts in a unique way to similar stimuli.

The rough statistical study is ongoing into the responses received to the first four DEV Audio Experiences made available through, but the feedback suggests that responses are slightly different between Women and Men. (Nothing really new there!)

Around one third of Women experience very satisfying orgasms while around another third become aroused, finding the experience very enjoyable. About a third relax and become de stressed but do not get sexually involved.

It would seem that Men are much more prepared to share their experiences and the volume of feedback is much greater (Boys will talk!)

However, the strength of reaction is different to that for Women. Roughly one fifth achieve an orgasm (dry or ejaculation) while around one half become pleasurably aroused. The rest are stirred but not shaken!

Q. Can I feel things in DEV?

A. participants or Collaborators (the experience during DEV is a collaboration between the listener and the Narrator/Narratrix.) report that they can actually feel the sensation of sexual activity during the experience. Oral, penetrative and anal sex are all capable of being felt and experienced. Sensations associated with light BDSM, such as caning, flogging, binding and electro stimulation are also capable of being recreated in realistic sensory detail during a DEV Experience.

Mind Blowing
Friday, 16 March 2018  |  anonss

Hey, I'm just writing to say that I was very impressed with this title. The writing is razor sharp on this one. I have listened to a bunch of these titles by now and this is certainly one of the best. I have always been a Jezebel fan and this is truly a gift to all of her fans. Like I wrote earlier, the writing is extra crisp and as usual her delivery is perfect. It always amazes me how there are some many ways to describe love making and make it set apart from other recordings. Also, I like the holiday flair of this title. You can practically see Jezebel making the snowbound travel to pleasure you. There is a bubble bath scene that gracefully leads to an amazing romp of missionary sex on a bed. This title will effortlessly help a man visualize his crush in the most romantic and comforting way possible.

One of the Best
Thursday, 15 March 2018  |  Joanna

This remains one of my favorites from Essemoh to this day. The setup for the scenario is perfectly done and does well to escalate to the intimate reunion with the one that "got away". Essemoh is very sweet, tender, and affectionate and for me personally, that's an automatic favorite.

I do only have one small negative note, but it's relatively minor and doesn't detract a great deal from the experience. This scenario involves narrative running over the scripted action and "sound effects". So, there are parts where Essemoh is narrating over his own scenario dialogue. I understand that it's meant to guide your thoughts as the action is happening, but I feel like I miss out on the scenario stuff because he is narrating over it. I appreciate narration, but personally, I like it a lot more when Essemoh is acting the part and doing dialogue (sweet talk, etc.).

But like I said, it's a small complaint and I still highly recommend this particular audio for your collection.

Aural Aphrodisiac
Saturday, 10 March 2018  |  Kathy

In My Handsí voice is in a class of its own. Deep, resonant and decadently sexy. I didnít want it to end even though its run time is 43 minutes. Can not wait to hear more from him.