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The Guardian

Triple XXX
The Guardian
Our Price:  £12.99

Brand:  eSensual Books



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Duration: 27 Minutes

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The Guardian
Wednesday, 12 April 2017  | 

I love this, Essemoh is just wonderful, and you feel absolutely everything

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We agreee, he is the Maestro!

The Guardian delivers, and delivers!
Saturday, 31 October 2015  | 

Well, youíve outdone yourself again. I just met the Guardian and to my surprise, Iím generally a vanilla girl, it was amazing. The floating effect of holography, the description of the physical effects of the dark place and the fright from the Guardians early actions felt so real. The whispers and breath of the beast lifted my hips and drove me to delight after delight. I thought it might be a little more ferocious but no, the Guardian was deliberate and persistent and consumed me. It was titillating to suspect the beast has a darker side. My juicy parts are all aquiver thinking about it. I donít want to give anything away so will leave it to listeners to enjoy the full experience, and it was full, without knowing what will happen next. Often I think this or that audio is the best ever and my favorite, then you come up with more and more arousing adventures. Worth every penny, Iíll be spending more time with the Guardian soon and looking forward to whatís brewing next in your exciting imagination.

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Thank you for the kind review. So glad you were satisfied with the experience!

In The Guardian, you finally meet the creature I trust to watch over my most secret and treasured Special Place. Women come here who are seeking to explore their limits, to stretch their boundaries. It is here that pleasure and pain meet to bring ecstasy and multiple orgasms. 

However, the Guardian needs to be rewarded for its arduous duties, it demands a tribute that my visitors are usually very happy to pay. In return, they have an experience that is not easily forgotten, once the blaze of climax after climax has faded. Be warned this is a Taboo experience that involves sex with a non-human and graphic audio imagery. 

This erotic audio experience uses the Sensual Hypnosis technique of Directed Erotic Visualisation  to take you deep into My Special Place, a much darker place than any 'Red Room'! 3D Holophonic audio makes the virtual experience feel even more real.

For Adults Only: Sexually explicit language and audio imagery combined with guided suggestion. 

Warning: Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while listening to this program and for half an hour afterwards.

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An alternate universe of an already amazing audio.
Sunday, 7 January 2018  |  Shadow

I'll get this out of the way in saying that this is an alternate version of the original Sexbot, but that is by no means a bad thing. I won't cover everything I loved about the first again, but you can read my original review on it over there if you would like. Instead, I'll focus on what's different. Mainly, it's how involved your partner, Grace, gets between you and your robotic lover. It starts out subtly, kisses along your back and shoulders as she presses into you while you press into the randy robot. It's a sexual sandwich with you and your meat (ha!) in the center. Everything Grace does is to enhance what goes on between you and the robot. By the end, though, Grace shows you just who you belong to and won't be satisfied until she's had a taste. A very different, but very hot and wet 'finish' from the original.
Which one is my favorite? Honestly, that's not a question I think I can answer. The first had something that Grace does that I had never even seen before and turned me on thinking about it. This one had a passion hunger out of her that also really turned me on. Can I just answer and say both? That may be cheating, but that's my answer.
Buy both!

A unique and wonderful take on the fantasy
Sunday, 7 January 2018  |  Shadow

I've listened to a couple of audios for this type of fantasy (I'm a scifi fan so this is right up my alley) and I have to say that this is the most refreshing and delightfully surprising take on it that I have heard.
It answers the difficult question (How should a sex robot act?) while simultaneously erasing the stigma regarding the fantasy by having your partner, expertly played by Grace, along with you for the experience. If the robot was too real, it could ruin the very idea of the fantasy as well as give a feeling of guilt at the end, like you've been cheating. Although some like that aspect, and I respect that. Here, the sexbot is basically a super advanced, super realistic sex toy reacting physically (every dirty detail described by Grace) that your partner is encouraging you to give it to as hard as you can. She even gets turned on by it and, while I will not ruin the ending, I'll say that you will not be the only one cumming. What better encouragement could you have than that?
I'll also mention that I enjoyed the DEV aspects to this, especially its hypnosis like quality to send you deeper into the fantasy before it starts. It also helps set up something that can actually make you last longer and get more enjoyment all the way to the end (I might check out the DEV training system after this). Grace adapted these elements to her signature style beautifully, and I hope she might be involved with more DEV experiences in the future.
Summary: I'll be cumming back to this little version of Westworld for more fun. Highly recommended!

Sunday, 26 November 2017  |  Ruth

Absolutely better than most erotic audio that I have purchased. I really felt like I was there!