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The Guardian

Triple XXX
The Guardian
Our Price:  £12.99

Brand:  eSensual Books



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Duration: 27 Minutes

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The Guardian
Wednesday, 12 April 2017  | 

I love this, Essemoh is just wonderful, and you feel absolutely everything

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We agreee, he is the Maestro!

The Guardian delivers, and delivers!
Saturday, 31 October 2015  | 

Well, youíve outdone yourself again. I just met the Guardian and to my surprise, Iím generally a vanilla girl, it was amazing. The floating effect of holography, the description of the physical effects of the dark place and the fright from the Guardians early actions felt so real. The whispers and breath of the beast lifted my hips and drove me to delight after delight. I thought it might be a little more ferocious but no, the Guardian was deliberate and persistent and consumed me. It was titillating to suspect the beast has a darker side. My juicy parts are all aquiver thinking about it. I donít want to give anything away so will leave it to listeners to enjoy the full experience, and it was full, without knowing what will happen next. Often I think this or that audio is the best ever and my favorite, then you come up with more and more arousing adventures. Worth every penny, Iíll be spending more time with the Guardian soon and looking forward to whatís brewing next in your exciting imagination.

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Thank you for the kind review. So glad you were satisfied with the experience!

In The Guardian, you finally meet the creature I trust to watch over my most secret and treasured Special Place. Women come here who are seeking to explore their limits, to stretch their boundaries. It is here that pleasure and pain meet to bring ecstasy and multiple orgasms. 

However, the Guardian needs to be rewarded for its arduous duties, it demands a tribute that my visitors are usually very happy to pay. In return, they have an experience that is not easily forgotten, once the blaze of climax after climax has faded. Be warned this is a Taboo experience that involves sex with a non-human and graphic audio imagery. 

This erotic audio experience uses the Sensual Hypnosis technique of Directed Erotic Visualisation  to take you deep into My Special Place, a much darker place than any 'Red Room'! 3D Holophonic audio makes the virtual experience feel even more real.

For Adults Only: Sexually explicit language and audio imagery combined with guided suggestion. 

Warning: Do not drive or operate heavy machinery while listening to this program and for half an hour afterwards.

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Saturday, 8 July 2017  |  Anon

Grace goes from supportive partner to ravishing lover in this cross dressing fantasy romp. Very much targeted to guys that fantasize about sharing a love for lingerie with their lovers. If you are one of those guys, you are definitely in for a treat!

Makes one want to learn Welsh . . .
Sunday, 2 July 2017  |  Joanna

You cannot imagine my delight when I discovered that Cwtch was a category of erotic audios.
I had come across things like this before, but I had always thought they were just happy accidents due to a strange alignment of the stars that influenced the writer/speaker's creativity. But no, Cwtch is an actual thing.
This audio is purely focused on capturing that really sweet, tender moment of being held by a lover and emphasizing the care, love, safety, and appreciation radiated by that simple act.
This is a tough sensation to capture for several reasons, but this audio does an excellent job of relaxing you and making you feel loved and held.
Essemoh has a really great voice for this type of material. His voice is very soft and gentle while also maintaining a subtle control that makes you feel secure. His background in erotic meditation and hypnosis is put into play, but it's not overly distracting and doesn't pull you out of the scenario.
This is a great introduction to the Cwtch genre and will certainly have you craving more. It's perfect for when you're feeling a little lonely or a little "affection starved", but aren't quite in the mood for sheet tossing, sweaty back arching sex. It's very relaxing, but furthermore leaves you with a very sweet, warm feeling. It's really nice and may end up being my favorite type of audio.
If I do have anything negative to say about this audio, it's purely from a creative/preference based stand point and is more of a suggestion rather than pointing out an actual flaw. I won't dwell too much on it, but it would be nice if there were a bit more action in the course of the audio. For instance, describing both partners getting into bed, feeling the cool of the sheets and then the slow warmth as he slides his arms around your waist, etc. Again, this is preference and really, the audio is still very enjoyable on its own.
For newcomers to this category, it can seem a little strange since more often than not, Cwtch audios don't have any sort of goal to build up to. Usually, erotic audios build their stories and actions around the climax/the 'big' orgasm. Cwtch audios don't really have that (at least in my experience with them) so if this is your first, it may be good to keep that in mind. If there is a 'goal' here, it's very subtle and it's all about you reaching the height of being relaxed and loved.
I definitely recommend that you give Cwtch a try and this is a great one to start with. But as I said, prepare to immediately come back for the entire Cwtch series once you've heard this one. Cwtch is a feeling that's very difficult to stop craving.

Immersed in Grace's voice
Saturday, 1 July 2017  |  Wayne

Grace's smooth, sultry voice draws you in to the experience. The second sexbot experience definitely steps it up from the first round. Superb immersive experience.