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D.E.V. for Relaxation and Self

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Coupling 2

Coupling 2£9.99

Essemoh wants to wrap you up in his strong arms as you drift off to sleep. So comforting. So safe. Rest for awhile, you can be sure that he will be wanting you long before the sun comes shining through your window. Feel the bliss in this very intimate  Impossible Lovers for Women experience.

Cwtch! - Beach Relaxation

Cwtch! - Beach Relaxation£9.99

Pronounced 'Cutch' ('cwt' rhymes with put, 'ch' as in chicken).
Snuggling and cuddling and loving and protecting and safeguarding and claiming, all rolled into one. In this relaxation experience your partner takes you to the warmth and peace of a sunlit beach where you get very close...

 

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Cwtch! - Original

Cwtch! - Original£9.99   £2.00

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Pronounced 'Cutch' ('cwt' rhymes with put, 'ch' as in chicken).
Snuggling and cuddling and loving and protecting and safeguarding and claiming, all rolled into one. It is this theme that flows throughout the ‘CWTCH!’ series of audio experiences. This is the much loved Original Classic relaxation audio

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Cwtch! - With Me

Cwtch! - With Me£9.99

Cwtch, pronounced 'Cutch' ('cwt' rhymes with put, 'ch' as in church).
Snuggling and cuddling and loving and protecting and safeguarding and claiming, all rolled into one. In this erotic relaxation experience your partner joins you in your bed and pays very particular attention to your needs. Warm, intimate and very, very sexy.

 

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Cwtch! - Woodland

Cwtch! - Woodland£9.99

Cwtch, pronounced 'Cutch' ('cwt' rhymes with put, 'ch' as in church).
Snuggling and cuddling and loving and protecting and safeguarding and claiming, all rolled into one. Fresh, intimate and very, very sexy, Woodland takes you outside beside a stream to give you a very sensual and erotic relaxing time.

 

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Slow Burn

Slow Burn£9.99

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The stress of the holiday season can really take a toll, but when Gaelforce kisses and caresses you in front of the warm fire, the stress fades and pure sensual pleasure is left in its place. Baby it's cold outside! Warm up  more than your toes in this hot Impossible Lovers for Women DEV© experience.

  

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Must have for anyone with a crossdressing fantasy
Saturday, 8 July 2017  |  Anon

Grace goes from supportive partner to ravishing lover in this cross dressing fantasy romp. Very much targeted to guys that fantasize about sharing a love for lingerie with their lovers. If you are one of those guys, you are definitely in for a treat!


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Makes one want to learn Welsh . . .
Sunday, 2 July 2017  |  Joanna

You cannot imagine my delight when I discovered that Cwtch was a category of erotic audios.
I had come across things like this before, but I had always thought they were just happy accidents due to a strange alignment of the stars that influenced the writer/speaker's creativity. But no, Cwtch is an actual thing.
This audio is purely focused on capturing that really sweet, tender moment of being held by a lover and emphasizing the care, love, safety, and appreciation radiated by that simple act.
This is a tough sensation to capture for several reasons, but this audio does an excellent job of relaxing you and making you feel loved and held.
Essemoh has a really great voice for this type of material. His voice is very soft and gentle while also maintaining a subtle control that makes you feel secure. His background in erotic meditation and hypnosis is put into play, but it's not overly distracting and doesn't pull you out of the scenario.
This is a great introduction to the Cwtch genre and will certainly have you craving more. It's perfect for when you're feeling a little lonely or a little "affection starved", but aren't quite in the mood for sheet tossing, sweaty back arching sex. It's very relaxing, but furthermore leaves you with a very sweet, warm feeling. It's really nice and may end up being my favorite type of audio.
If I do have anything negative to say about this audio, it's purely from a creative/preference based stand point and is more of a suggestion rather than pointing out an actual flaw. I won't dwell too much on it, but it would be nice if there were a bit more action in the course of the audio. For instance, describing both partners getting into bed, feeling the cool of the sheets and then the slow warmth as he slides his arms around your waist, etc. Again, this is preference and really, the audio is still very enjoyable on its own.
For newcomers to this category, it can seem a little strange since more often than not, Cwtch audios don't have any sort of goal to build up to. Usually, erotic audios build their stories and actions around the climax/the 'big' orgasm. Cwtch audios don't really have that (at least in my experience with them) so if this is your first, it may be good to keep that in mind. If there is a 'goal' here, it's very subtle and it's all about you reaching the height of being relaxed and loved.
I definitely recommend that you give Cwtch a try and this is a great one to start with. But as I said, prepare to immediately come back for the entire Cwtch series once you've heard this one. Cwtch is a feeling that's very difficult to stop craving.
Cheers!


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Immersed in Grace's voice
Saturday, 1 July 2017  |  Wayne

Grace's smooth, sultry voice draws you in to the experience. The second sexbot experience definitely steps it up from the first round. Superb immersive experience.