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D.E.V. for Relaxation and Self

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Coupling 2

Coupling 2£9.99   £7.99

Essemoh wants to wrap you up in his strong arms as you drift off to sleep. So comforting. So safe. Rest for awhile, you can be sure that he will be wanting you long before the sun comes shining through your window. Feel the bliss of Coupling 2 in this very intimate  Impossible Lovers for Women experience.

Cwtch! - Beach Relaxation

Cwtch! - Beach Relaxation£9.99   £7.99

Essemoh wants to take you to a warm sunlit beach In this relaxing ,yet, erotic, Impossible Lovers for Women experience. Cwtch means to cuddle and protect and encompass you with warmth. Cwtch: Beach Relaxation is so much more.

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Cwtch! - Original

Cwtch! - Original£9.99   £0.00

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Pronounced 'Cutch' ('cwt' rhymes with put, 'ch' as in chicken). Relax and take Essemoh to bed with you tonight..
Snuggling and cuddling and loving and protecting and safeguarding and claiming, all rolled into one. It is this theme that flows throughout the ‘CWTCH!’ series of audio experiences. This is the much loved Original Classic relaxation audio.

Cwtch! - With Me

Cwtch! - With Me£9.99   £7.99

Snuggling and cuddling and loving and protecting and safeguarding and claiming, all rolled into one. Cwtch with Me  erotic relaxation experience from the Impossible Lovers for Women does just that and more  Essemoh joins you in bed and pays attention to all your needs. Warm, intimate and very, very sexy.

 

Cwtch! - Woodland

Cwtch! - Woodland£9.99   £7.99

Snuggling, cuddling, loving, safeguarding, and claiming, all rolled into one. Fresh, intimate and very, very sexy, Cwtch Woodland takes you outside beside a stream  where Essemoh gives you a very erotic and relaxing time. This sensual.Impossible Lovers for Women experience ticks all your boxes.

 

Slow Burn

Slow Burn£9.99   £7.99

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The stress of the holiday season has really taken a toll, but when Gaelforce kisses and caresses you in front of the warm fire, the stress fades and a Slow Burn is left in its place. Baby it's cold outside! Warm up more than your toes in this hot Impossible Lovers for Women DEV© experience.

  

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A teenage fantasy come true
Monday, 22 January 2018  |  Shadow

There are probably many of us that think about the one that got away. We think about what we should have done if we only knew what we know now, what could have been if we had only been brave enough to reach out and take that person in our arms, what we would do if we had another chance. It's a thought that can drive you mad, almost as mad as a sexual desire left unfulfilled for 10 years. So what happens when the one that got away happens to walk right up to you during your high school reunion and says "Hi"? Grace is about to show you.
What follows is a tango of tongues, a fucking of fingers, a massage of the mouth, the rhythmic rocking of bodies, the breathy sounds of sensuality, the delightfully dirty diction of one lost in lust, and a love once only a forgotten thought kindled for the first time - all happening in between the stars looking down from above and the unsuspecting graduates down below. You'll feel just like a teenager again, falling in love with your high school sweetheart. I dare not say more of the story, for it is one that should be experienced for yourself.
Instead, I'll highlight some of the qualities Grace alone brings to this audio adventure to, as the comedian Kevin Smith put it, "tickle your ear pussies." First is that she is a master of sounds. She understands what it takes to record quality erotic audio and provides all of the sound effects, both sampled and personally recorded (including some wet enough to make your mouth water), to immerse you into the world of this reunion. Also, if you have never heard erotic audio recorded through a binaural microphone, be prepared to be blown away as you hear Grace so close that you can actually feel her whispering right next to your ear and kissing along your neck. Second is that she has this amazing ability to talk dirty and make it feel like the most natural, glorious thing in the world. She breaks down every single sensation in exquisite, erotic ecstasy. Her voice is so sweetly seductive, hearing her say "fuck me" is like learning to curse in a foreign language: you know it's naughty but you just can't resist and it feels incredible.
Audios like this only come along once in 10 years. Are you willing to wait another 10 for the next one? I certainly hope not. So click the 'add to basket' button, check out, and enjoy your reunion. You and Grace have some catching up to do.