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D.E.V. for Women

These are not Audio books, Directed Erotic Visualisation is an erotic experience. Don't leave without your orgasm!

This is what some women listeners have said about their experiences of DEV(c):

'God that was incredible. I've definitely needed that ;) You're so wicked and amazing and just... yeah. Thank you. :)'

'I was aware the whole time so I didn't think I would feel what you suggested. However, I felt the relaxation, I felt the tingles, I felt the orgasm... and jumped at the arousal of your command to cum hard for you. I could listen to you anytime, not just in this setting. Your voice is very soothing.'

'The first two times I listened, I didn't orgasm, though I was very aroused. When I listened the third time I had the best orgasm ever! The voice is very sexy and just hearing it gets me all wet.'

'Purely were my!... I came so hard....I blacked out for a few!...I'm still throbbing. Thank you.'

'I've been experiencing aftershocks all day...really appreciate how much love and respect you convey in your audio. Your voice and words made me feel beautiful and sexy - exactly what great sex should do!'

'At first I was resisting then I started slowly relaxing to your voice. I didn't think I was going to come or anything but I was wrong!! 2 times my entire body shook-without touching myself. How did you do that?? When I'm stressed/tensed, I'm going to listen to this before I sleep. I feel so relaxed, thank you!!'

'That was, with out a doubt the most unbelievable thing I have ever experienced. You were the first man to have ever made me cum without even touching myself - your voice was truly the only thing causing me pleasure and it was incredible. thank you, thank you, thank you!'

Why not try it an discover for yourself? Experience the Fantasy.


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Coffee, Tea or Me?

Coffee, Tea or Me?£9.99   £5.99


Directed Erotic Visualisation takes you into the heart of some very special erotic fantasy experiences. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to meet a new lover for the first time and not be able to resist them? In this fantasy experience you throw all caution aside...


Coupling£9.99   £5.99

Coupling puts it all together.

A deeply sensual and erotically charged lovemaking experience that is not to be missed.

The final experience in the training sequence that combines all the lessons you have learned so far to take you even deeper into sensuality and ecstatic pleasure.

Coupling 2

Coupling 2£9.99   £5.99

Essemoh wants to wrap you up in his strong arms as you drift off to sleep. So comforting. So safe. Rest for awhile, you can be sure that he will be wanting you long before the sun comes shining through your window. Feel the bliss in this very intimate  Impossible Lovers for Women experience.

Cowgirl (LS): Modular DEV for Women

Cowgirl (LS): Modular DEV for Women£6.99   £4.19

Your lover is offering his body to you. Take what you need. Ride him hard, ride him long and ride him wet. You have the control and with DEV MOD you can have it just the way you want! We recommend you begin with an Induction, then experience an Arousal before you let your fantasy take flight. The Aftercare module can be sequenced between any or all of the event modules.

Cwtch! - Beach Relaxation

Cwtch! - Beach Relaxation£9.99   £5.99

Pronounced 'Cutch' ('cwt' rhymes with put, 'ch' as in chicken).
Snuggling and cuddling and loving and protecting and safeguarding and claiming, all rolled into one. In this relaxation experience your partner takes you to the warmth and peace of a sunlit beach where you get very close...


Cwtch! - With Me

Cwtch! - With Me£9.99   £5.99

Cwtch, pronounced 'Cutch' ('cwt' rhymes with put, 'ch' as in church).
Snuggling and cuddling and loving and protecting and safeguarding and claiming, all rolled into one. In this erotic relaxation experience your partner joins you in your bed and pays very particular attention to your needs. Warm, intimate and very, very sexy.


Cwtch! - Woodland

Cwtch! - Woodland£9.99   £5.99

Cwtch, pronounced 'Cutch' ('cwt' rhymes with put, 'ch' as in church).
Snuggling and cuddling and loving and protecting and safeguarding and claiming, all rolled into one. Fresh, intimate and very, very sexy, Woodland takes you outside beside a stream to give you a very sensual and erotic relaxing time.


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Day with Essemoh: Breakfast

Day with Essemoh: Breakfast£6.99   £4.19

Essemoh is hungry in this spectacular episode of Spend the Day with Essemoh a serial audio erotic experience. This is the third hour of our wonderful day together. The kitchen can be such a sensual place, don't you think? Come join me for Breakfast, I'll make some coffee, eggs and toast and then we will see what else or who-- is available as the 'special of the day'. 

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Day with Essemoh: Morning Sex

Day with Essemoh: Morning Sex£6.99   £4.19

Spend the Day with Essemoh! is a fabulous 24 hour serial Audio Erotic experience!  At 6 am It is so good to wake up next to you in the morning after the night before...I love watching you sleep, then I want to touch you. Then I want to kiss you all over. Then I want...And you'll want more too with Essemoh as your lover

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Day with Essemoh: Shower Time

Day with Essemoh: Shower Time£6.99   £4.19

Time to get up and get showered before we start the day proper. You get to go first, but I can't promise I will be patient enough to wait....Essemoh is going to get you all wet in this sizzling serial erotic experience in the Spend a Day with Essemoh Series.

Denial of Orgasm

Denial of Orgasm£9.99   £5.99

Denial of Orgasm
This session uses the technique to take you to the brink of release ... and keep you there, trembling, aching, wanting. When you are finally given permission the result is stunning.



Triple XXX

Dessert?£12.99   £7.79

Would you care for Dessert?

The final episode in the Restaurant Trilogy  takes you beyond anything you have experienced on a dinner date before.The main course of one waiter is over and now another gets to taste you. Dessert involves menage, f/f and multiple partners in a public display in this deliciously sexy experience that you wont soon forget!

TripleXXX experiences give just a little more...

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Sunday, 26 November 2017  |  Ruth

Absolutely better than most erotic audio that I have purchased. I really felt like I was there!

So.. f--i-ng.. good!
Thursday, 16 November 2017  |  Charles

This was such a fantastic experience! The blend of relaxation and heavy teasing lead to an amazing orgasm and a delicious afterglow. Highly recommend!