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D.E.V. for Women

These are not Audio books, Directed Erotic Visualisation is an erotic experience. Don't leave without your orgasm!

This is what some women listeners have said about their experiences of DEV(c):

'God that was incredible. I've definitely needed that ;) You're so wicked and amazing and just... yeah. Thank you. :)'

'I was aware the whole time so I didn't think I would feel what you suggested. However, I felt the relaxation, I felt the tingles, I felt the orgasm... and jumped at the arousal of your command to cum hard for you. I could listen to you anytime, not just in this setting. Your voice is very soothing.'

'The first two times I listened, I didn't orgasm, though I was very aroused. When I listened the third time I had the best orgasm ever! The voice is very sexy and just hearing it gets me all wet.'

'Purely amazing...you were there...in my room....wow!... I came so hard....I blacked out for a few there....wow!...I'm still throbbing. Thank you.'

'I've been experiencing aftershocks all day...really appreciate how much love and respect you convey in your audio. Your voice and words made me feel beautiful and sexy - exactly what great sex should do!'

'At first I was resisting then I started slowly relaxing to your voice. I didn't think I was going to come or anything but I was wrong!! 2 times my entire body shook-without touching myself. How did you do that?? When I'm stressed/tensed, I'm going to listen to this before I sleep. I feel so relaxed, thank you!!'

'That was, with out a doubt the most unbelievable thing I have ever experienced. You were the first man to have ever made me cum without even touching myself - your voice was truly the only thing causing me pleasure and it was incredible. thank you, thank you, thank you!'

Why not try it an discover for yourself? Experience the Fantasy.

 

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Centaur

Centaur£12.99   £10.39

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A myth as old as time is now a delicious fantasy made real. Half-man, half-beast, The Centaur desires you and will have his way. Feel the power as this magnificent creature gives you pleasure you will not soon forget in this Triple XXX Fantastic Creatures experience  from Essemoh ! 

Cocktail of the Day

Cocktail of the Day£9.99   £7.99

You have waited for this holiday and in this Impossible Lovers for Women experience it doesn't take long before your favorite bartender, Voice of a Rockstar is is offering you a very special Cocktail of the Day --it's sure to become your favorite tropical drink!

Classic
Coffee, Tea or Me?

Coffee, Tea or Me?£9.99   £7.99

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Essemoh shows up in a coffee shop and touches your hand.  What happens next  in this incredible Impossible Lovers for Women experience will have you wanting to revisit it again and again. Coffee, Tea or Me is a question you already know the answer to!

Coupling 2

Coupling 2£9.99   £7.99

Essemoh wants to wrap you up in his strong arms as you drift off to sleep. So comforting. So safe. Rest for awhile, you can be sure that he will be wanting you long before the sun comes shining through your window. Feel the bliss of Coupling 2 in this very intimate  Impossible Lovers for Women experience.

Cowgirl (LS): Modular DEV for Women

Cowgirl (LS): Modular DEV for Women£6.99   £5.59

Your lover is offering his body to you. Take what you need. Ride him hard, ride him long and ride him wet. You have the control and with DEV MOD you can have it just the way you want! The DEV MOD experience begins here! Essemoh takes you on a journey of relaxation leading to unimaginable pleasure. We recommend you begin with the induction then arousal before adding in your choice of fantasy. Aftercare is recommended to finish this exciting new experience where you order your pleasure.

Cwtch! - Beach Relaxation

Cwtch! - Beach Relaxation£9.99   £7.99

Essemoh wants to take you to a warm sunlit beach In this relaxing ,yet, erotic, Impossible Lovers for Women experience. Cwtch means to cuddle and protect and encompass you with warmth. Cwtch: Beach Relaxation is so much more.

Classic
Cwtch! - Original

Cwtch! - Original£9.99   £0.00

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Pronounced 'Cutch' ('cwt' rhymes with put, 'ch' as in chicken). Relax and take Essemoh to bed with you tonight..
Snuggling and cuddling and loving and protecting and safeguarding and claiming, all rolled into one. It is this theme that flows throughout the ‘CWTCH!’ series of audio experiences. This is the much loved Original Classic relaxation audio.

Cwtch! - With Me

Cwtch! - With Me£9.99   £7.99

Snuggling and cuddling and loving and protecting and safeguarding and claiming, all rolled into one. Cwtch with Me  erotic relaxation experience from the Impossible Lovers for Women does just that and more  Essemoh joins you in bed and pays attention to all your needs. Warm, intimate and very, very sexy.

 

Cwtch! - Woodland

Cwtch! - Woodland£9.99   £7.99

Snuggling, cuddling, loving, safeguarding, and claiming, all rolled into one. Fresh, intimate and very, very sexy, Cwtch Woodland takes you outside beside a stream  where Essemoh gives you a very erotic and relaxing time. This sensual.Impossible Lovers for Women experience ticks all your boxes.

 

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Dessert?

Dessert?£12.99   £10.39

Would you care for Dessert? The final episode in the Restaurant Trilogy  takes you beyond anything you have experienced on a dinner date before.The main course of one waiter is over and Essemoh wants another to taste you. Dessert involves menage, f/f and multiple partners in a public display in this deliciously sexy Impossible Lovers for Women experience. 

 

Destiny

Destiny£9.99   £7.99

A young woman takes a sunny beach holiday to recover from a sad breakup in this Impossible Lesbian Lovers experience. Her tears are soon wiped away by Jezebel,  an experienced woman who is determined to show her that pleasures comes in many forms and sometimes it is simply Destiny.

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DEV MOD BDSM  Pack

DEV MOD BDSM Pack£20.99   £11.99

The DEV MOD© BDSM Pack will get your juices flowing. BDSM 1, BDSM 2:Toys and Punishment, and Over the Knee Spanking are included in this specially discounted pack. Modular DEV© allows you to order the sequence of your audio experience to suit your desires and mood. Simply choose your modules, download to a device of choice and sequence them in a playlist of pleasure. Lie back, bliss out and hit repeat! 

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A teenage fantasy come true
Monday, 22 January 2018  |  Shadow

There are probably many of us that think about the one that got away. We think about what we should have done if we only knew what we know now, what could have been if we had only been brave enough to reach out and take that person in our arms, what we would do if we had another chance. It's a thought that can drive you mad, almost as mad as a sexual desire left unfulfilled for 10 years. So what happens when the one that got away happens to walk right up to you during your high school reunion and says "Hi"? Grace is about to show you.
What follows is a tango of tongues, a fucking of fingers, a massage of the mouth, the rhythmic rocking of bodies, the breathy sounds of sensuality, the delightfully dirty diction of one lost in lust, and a love once only a forgotten thought kindled for the first time - all happening in between the stars looking down from above and the unsuspecting graduates down below. You'll feel just like a teenager again, falling in love with your high school sweetheart. I dare not say more of the story, for it is one that should be experienced for yourself.
Instead, I'll highlight some of the qualities Grace alone brings to this audio adventure to, as the comedian Kevin Smith put it, "tickle your ear pussies." First is that she is a master of sounds. She understands what it takes to record quality erotic audio and provides all of the sound effects, both sampled and personally recorded (including some wet enough to make your mouth water), to immerse you into the world of this reunion. Also, if you have never heard erotic audio recorded through a binaural microphone, be prepared to be blown away as you hear Grace so close that you can actually feel her whispering right next to your ear and kissing along your neck. Second is that she has this amazing ability to talk dirty and make it feel like the most natural, glorious thing in the world. She breaks down every single sensation in exquisite, erotic ecstasy. Her voice is so sweetly seductive, hearing her say "fuck me" is like learning to curse in a foreign language: you know it's naughty but you just can't resist and it feels incredible.
Audios like this only come along once in 10 years. Are you willing to wait another 10 for the next one? I certainly hope not. So click the 'add to basket' button, check out, and enjoy your reunion. You and Grace have some catching up to do.