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D.E.V. for Women

These are not Audio books, Directed Erotic Visualisation is an erotic experience. Don't leave without your orgasm!

This is what some women listeners have said about their experiences of DEV(c):

'God that was incredible. I've definitely needed that ;) You're so wicked and amazing and just... yeah. Thank you. :)'

'I was aware the whole time so I didn't think I would feel what you suggested. However, I felt the relaxation, I felt the tingles, I felt the orgasm... and jumped at the arousal of your command to cum hard for you. I could listen to you anytime, not just in this setting. Your voice is very soothing.'

'The first two times I listened, I didn't orgasm, though I was very aroused. When I listened the third time I had the best orgasm ever! The voice is very sexy and just hearing it gets me all wet.'

'Purely amazing...you were there...in my room....wow!... I came so hard....I blacked out for a few there....wow!...I'm still throbbing. Thank you.'

'I've been experiencing aftershocks all day...really appreciate how much love and respect you convey in your audio. Your voice and words made me feel beautiful and sexy - exactly what great sex should do!'

'At first I was resisting then I started slowly relaxing to your voice. I didn't think I was going to come or anything but I was wrong!! 2 times my entire body shook-without touching myself. How did you do that?? When I'm stressed/tensed, I'm going to listen to this before I sleep. I feel so relaxed, thank you!!'

'That was, with out a doubt the most unbelievable thing I have ever experienced. You were the first man to have ever made me cum without even touching myself - your voice was truly the only thing causing me pleasure and it was incredible. thank you, thank you, thank you!'

Why not try it an discover for yourself? Experience the Fantasy.

 

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Behind the Door: The Library

Behind the Door: The Library£12.99

In this powerful new series, Essemoh takes you back down, deep into his Special Place. There are doors you have yet to open and now is the time. What is holding you back? Experience intense pleasure at the hands of Your Master. The leather chair, the smooth wooden desk and the smell of books. Discover what an incredible joy reading can be in this experience of tease and denial--oh, and lots of orgasms!

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BFF

BFF£9.99

Best Friends Forever! A childhood pal visits her bestie for a college weekend to talk about boys or the lack thereof. Sharing a twin bed Jezebel decides to relieve a little of the pressure that this dry spell has brought on. And when one of the boys in the dorm stops by to watch, things heat up in a hurry in this Impossible Lesbian Lovers experience.

Bite Me

Bite Me£9.99

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In Bite Me! you are taken very deep into this Vampire Sex experience. The narrator (Essemoh Teepee) accompanies you and is careful to watch over you but this is not something for the easily frightened. Vampires are overwhelmingly powerful at the best of times, but this experience gives the dazzling creature complete control of you in every way.

Body Work

Body Work£9.99

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Body Work is a fantasy sexual experience that takes the female listener on a deeply erotic journey to intense satisfaction at the knowing hands of a very experienced masseur. Relax and let Essemoh's very capable hands take you deeper into pleasure and explore your secrets until you reach a climax of release.

 

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Bondage Sex - toys & punishment: Modular DEV for Women

Bondage Sex - toys & punishment: Modular DEV for Women£6.99

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Your impossible lover takes you further into bondage and surrender with toys to stretch your limits and some delicious sensual pain from a leather flogger. Perfect if you want to try more intense BDSM in a safe way. We recommend you begin with an Induction, then experience an Arousal before you let your fantasy take flight. The Aftercare module can be sequenced between any or all of the event modules.

 

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Bondage Sex: Modular DEV for Women

Bondage Sex: Modular DEV for Women£6.99

Your impossible lover takes you deeper into surrender with leather restraints and some very particular attention to the details to bring you an experience in submission to pleasure that you will want to try again and again. Perfect if you want to try BDSM in a safe way. We recommend you begin with an Induction, then experience an Arousal before you let your fantasy take flight. The Aftercare module can be sequenced between any or all of the event modules.

 

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Bottoms Up

Bottoms Up£9.99

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You have watched her delicious bottom moving in those tight yoga pants for just about as long as you can stand. When Jezebel drops in unexpectedly, you have a surprise of your own to give her... and there is nothing she enjoys more than you giving her everything in this Impossible Lovers for Men Spanksgiving experience.

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Call Me

Call Me£9.99

You need it, you want it, and sometimes nothing else will do. In this Impossible Lovers for Women experience Essemoh hears your unspoken plea and when you say, Call Me, you can be sure that it will be a most pleasurable conversation. You know that there is nothing he loves more than whispering in your ear...

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Centaur

Centaur£12.99   £0.00

A myth as old as time is now a delicious fantasy made real. Half-man, half-beast, The Centaur desires you and will have his way. Feel the power as this magnificent creature gives you pleasure you will not soon forget in this Triple XXX experience  from Essemoh now on Patreon! 

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Cocktail of the Day

Cocktail of the Day£9.99

You have waited for this holiday and in this Impossible Lovers for Women experience it doesnt take long before your favorite bartender, Voice of a Rockstar is is offering you a very special Cocktail of the Day--it's sure to become your favorite tropical drink!

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Coffee, Tea or Me?

Coffee, Tea or Me?£9.99   £2.00

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Directed Erotic Visualisation takes you into the heart of some very special erotic fantasy experiences. Have you ever wondered what it would be like to meet a new lover for the first time and not be able to resist them? In this fantasy experience you throw all caution aside...

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Coupling

Coupling£9.99   £2.00

Coupling puts it all together.

A deeply sensual and erotically charged lovemaking experience that is not to be missed.

The final experience in the training sequence that combines all the lessons you have learned so far to take you even deeper into sensuality and ecstatic pleasure.

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J'aime tellement cette audio! 😍❤️ ❤️ ❤️
Saturday, 19 August 2017  |  Chris

I consider 'Je T'aime: Let's Make Love' to be a prime showcase of Eve's Garden's strengths as a erotic performer and writer. It resonates strongly with me in several ways: as an intensely-charged erotic fantasy that quickens my blood so as to surge red-hot through my veins and keep me hard as steel for the majority of its 24 minute duration, as an achingly intimate and romantic portrait of the powerfully sensual connection between two passionate souls, and, because I could comprehend some of "la langue de l'amour" she's sprinkled liberally throughout, the way she is able to so beautifully express herself whether it be in English or French. But if you do not speak French, fear not, dear listener, for she has graciously translated much of it in a conversationally seamless, natural manner to ensure her messages of pure love and adoration melt your Anglophone heart!
Whenever I listen to Je T'aime, I can sincerely feel without a doubt that I am truly loved, a testament to the sheer immersive quality, the professional production values, and my impression that Eve's Garden has earnestly poured much of her heart and soul into the creation of this erotic masterpiece.


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Review of Pool Party
Tuesday, 15 August 2017  |  Anon

This is a good product. The author weaves a sexy story effortlessly. I look forward to more of these audio books. I must say that the album cover looked so hot that I just had to buy it!


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Who needs a swimsuit?
Saturday, 12 August 2017  |  AnonS

This is truly a delightful audio recording of the erotic nature. The woman has a cute & sexy laugh too. You really feel like you are there in the wilderness at night in the arms of a beautiful lady. Thank YOU for making this!