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D.E.V. for Men

These are not Audio books, Directed Erotic Visualisation is an erotic experience. Don't leave without your orgasm!

This is what some male listeners have said about their experiences with DEV(c):

'I've been married for almost 2 years and have been with my wife for a total of 4 years and I have never had an orgasm like that. it only took one time (listen) too.'

'This worked for me, shot my load and everything, couldn't believe it! Went in with the premise that I wanted it to work which I think is key. Had a tiny bit of scepticism, but definitely had some belief. Very impressed with this, thank you.'

'The first time I listened to this, I rated it a 5 (out of 10) on the ... scale. This was my second time listening to the recording, and it definitely went up to a 7 (minus ejaculation). I'm looking forward to the next time!'

'I loved this, I put it on when I was in bed, it wasn't that great of an idea since I came all over my bed, I came at least a few feet in the air.'

'I brought the laptop downstairs and got into bed. Did about thirty seconds of general relaxing then pressed play and settled back. That voice could be comparable to having a beautiful woman nibbling on your earlobe while stroking your cock and telling you all the while how fucking good it feels so convincingly that you can't doubt it. I will need to change the sheets before my fiancé comes home this weekend, but so worth it. I give it a 9 (out of 10)'

Why not give it a try, what have you got to lose (other than doing some laundry!)

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Nurse!

Nurse!£9.99   £7.99

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I promise, this won't hurt a bit...Miss Kitten SK is your own personal Nurse! in this Fantasy Sex for Men experience. She is going to sit at your bedside until that dose of testosterone takes effect and turns you both in to a super lover. "It is against the rules," she says, "but  maybe just this once...

Outdoor Sexhibition

Outdoor Sexhibition£9.99   £7.99

Spring is here and it is a perfect time for a picnic in this hot Impossible Lovers for Men experience. The sun is warming Jezebel and her thoughts turn to naughty things. Things she cannot wait for as she drags you up the hill and away from the crowds fro a little Outdoor Sexhibition.

Paying for It

Paying for It£9.99   £7.99

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Dont be shy, I am here to fufill your every fantasy. You asked for the hot girlfriend experience and that is precisely what Zarah will be giving you tonight.There is just the small matter of Paying for It... No guilt in this super sexy experience in the Fantasy Sex for Men series.

Peep Show

Peep Show£9.99   £7.99

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Jezebel gives you a Peep Show that you will not easily forget in this voyeuristic Impossible Lovers for Men experience. You are looking out of your window. Her light goes on and you settle in for some very hot viewing.

 

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Pleasure Cruise

Pleasure Cruise£9.99   £0.00

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In this Fantasy Sex for Men experience sail away with Jezebel and enjoy luxuriously erotic sex on the ocean wave to the full.  Take a Pleasure Cruise and feel the motion as you  Experience the Fantasy.

Pool Party

Pool Party£9.99   £7.99

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MissKittenSK is having a Pool Party and you are her very special guest. She has been waiting for you and in this steamy Impossible Lovers for Men experience and her patience is waning.  Just come here behind the pool house...

Second Chances

Second Chances£9.99   £7.99

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You remember the one...  you felt she was out of your league. Missed opportunities, chances not taken. Well, to day is your lucky day. Jezebel is back and she's offering Second Chances. Change the past in this incredible Impossible Lovers for Men experience.

SEXBOT

SEXBOT£9.99   £7.99

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Grace's Grove is taking you to a very special place where all your fantasies become real. In this Impossible Lovers for Men experience your very own SEXBOT is at your command and between the two of them, nothing is off limits.

SEXBOT 2

SEXBOT 2£9.99   £7.99

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SEXBOT 2 is taking you to a very special place where all your fantasies become real. In this Impossible Lovers for Men experience your very own SEXBOT is at your command and this time Grace's Grove cant help but get in on the action!

Snow Day

Snow Day£9.99   £7.99

Jezebel is up to tricks again! Another Snow Day is causing some cabin fever and she needs to release her pent up energy. What better way to work out her frustrations than by offering you-- everything in this exciting Impossible Lovers for Men experience? You know once she gets started, it is so very hard to stop her!

Triple XXX
Splash!

Splash!£12.99   £10.39

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Jezebel is a Squirter and when she has an orgasm all over you the warm Silver Showers© cover you in pleasure. This TripleXXX experience for Men is a delicious introduction to the experience of very wet orgasms. Go ahead, make her Squirt! but put a towel down, this could get messy!

 

Stranger on a Train

Stranger on a Train£9.99   £7.99

The latest in the Impossible Gay Lovers series has you travelling on an adventure straight toward pleaure. You see his reflection in the train window, is he watching you, too? Let Essemoh take you on a journey where you can never be sure just what might happen next A Stranger on a Train, a dark tunnel,.... Sometimes life is about taking chances. Hang on, this will be a wild ride.

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A teenage fantasy come true
Monday, 22 January 2018  |  Shadow

There are probably many of us that think about the one that got away. We think about what we should have done if we only knew what we know now, what could have been if we had only been brave enough to reach out and take that person in our arms, what we would do if we had another chance. It's a thought that can drive you mad, almost as mad as a sexual desire left unfulfilled for 10 years. So what happens when the one that got away happens to walk right up to you during your high school reunion and says "Hi"? Grace is about to show you.
What follows is a tango of tongues, a fucking of fingers, a massage of the mouth, the rhythmic rocking of bodies, the breathy sounds of sensuality, the delightfully dirty diction of one lost in lust, and a love once only a forgotten thought kindled for the first time - all happening in between the stars looking down from above and the unsuspecting graduates down below. You'll feel just like a teenager again, falling in love with your high school sweetheart. I dare not say more of the story, for it is one that should be experienced for yourself.
Instead, I'll highlight some of the qualities Grace alone brings to this audio adventure to, as the comedian Kevin Smith put it, "tickle your ear pussies." First is that she is a master of sounds. She understands what it takes to record quality erotic audio and provides all of the sound effects, both sampled and personally recorded (including some wet enough to make your mouth water), to immerse you into the world of this reunion. Also, if you have never heard erotic audio recorded through a binaural microphone, be prepared to be blown away as you hear Grace so close that you can actually feel her whispering right next to your ear and kissing along your neck. Second is that she has this amazing ability to talk dirty and make it feel like the most natural, glorious thing in the world. She breaks down every single sensation in exquisite, erotic ecstasy. Her voice is so sweetly seductive, hearing her say "fuck me" is like learning to curse in a foreign language: you know it's naughty but you just can't resist and it feels incredible.
Audios like this only come along once in 10 years. Are you willing to wait another 10 for the next one? I certainly hope not. So click the 'add to basket' button, check out, and enjoy your reunion. You and Grace have some catching up to do.