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Bottoms Up

Bottoms Up
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Brand:  eSensual Books

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The Yoga Pants Strike Back
Wednesday, 23 November 2016  | 

Finally! I believe this is their first backdoor retail experience for straight men. It has quickly become one of my favorites for that very reason.

Overall, this is a worthy purchase. The narrator is good as usual.

However, I have a few minor gripes.

First, the intercourse part is nice, but I wish it was longer. Could they have for once just not had an oral section and just made the anal section longer?!

Second, with all of the slang and proper names for the female derriere, only one word is used. Switching back and forth with different names would have made it more sexy in my opinion.

Finally, the narrator does a very good job of describing the sensations from the inside, but it would have been nice if she painted a picture better of what her bottom is actually doing on your lap. Is it grinding? Is it bouncing? Is it shaking?

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Thank you for taking the time to leave your suggesstions. Although, there are other files feauturing anal,we agree it deserves more attention. Jezebel is already planning a new file in the "I want to..." series based on your suggestions.


You have watched her delicious bottom moving in those tight yoga pants for just about as long as you can stand. When Jezebel drops in unexpectedly, you have a surprise of your own to give her... and there is nothing she enjoys more than you giving her everything in this Impossible Lovers for Men Spanksgiving experience.

Directed Erotic Visualisation© is not an audio book, it is so much more. This unique experience puts you into the very heart of the story, allowing you to feel all the sensations for real.

Here is what some listeners have said:

” "What I can’t believe is how deep into my head she got, bringing everything to life in vivid color.”

“I have never experienced a hands-free orgasm before, sensational! More please!”

"Simply sensational! I haven't come that hard in years!" 

Narrated by Jezebel

For Adults Only: Sexually explicit language and audio imagery combined with guided suggestion.

Warning: Do not drive or operate dangerous machinery while listening to or for at least 30 minutes after your experience.


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A teenage fantasy come true
Monday, 22 January 2018  |  Shadow

There are probably many of us that think about the one that got away. We think about what we should have done if we only knew what we know now, what could have been if we had only been brave enough to reach out and take that person in our arms, what we would do if we had another chance. It's a thought that can drive you mad, almost as mad as a sexual desire left unfulfilled for 10 years. So what happens when the one that got away happens to walk right up to you during your high school reunion and says "Hi"? Grace is about to show you.
What follows is a tango of tongues, a fucking of fingers, a massage of the mouth, the rhythmic rocking of bodies, the breathy sounds of sensuality, the delightfully dirty diction of one lost in lust, and a love once only a forgotten thought kindled for the first time - all happening in between the stars looking down from above and the unsuspecting graduates down below. You'll feel just like a teenager again, falling in love with your high school sweetheart. I dare not say more of the story, for it is one that should be experienced for yourself.
Instead, I'll highlight some of the qualities Grace alone brings to this audio adventure to, as the comedian Kevin Smith put it, "tickle your ear pussies." First is that she is a master of sounds. She understands what it takes to record quality erotic audio and provides all of the sound effects, both sampled and personally recorded (including some wet enough to make your mouth water), to immerse you into the world of this reunion. Also, if you have never heard erotic audio recorded through a binaural microphone, be prepared to be blown away as you hear Grace so close that you can actually feel her whispering right next to your ear and kissing along your neck. Second is that she has this amazing ability to talk dirty and make it feel like the most natural, glorious thing in the world. She breaks down every single sensation in exquisite, erotic ecstasy. Her voice is so sweetly seductive, hearing her say "fuck me" is like learning to curse in a foreign language: you know it's naughty but you just can't resist and it feels incredible.
Audios like this only come along once in 10 years. Are you willing to wait another 10 for the next one? I certainly hope not. So click the 'add to basket' button, check out, and enjoy your reunion. You and Grace have some catching up to do.