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Believe

Believe£9.99   £5.99

Jezebel is on her way to you for a special holiday tryst in this romantic Impossible Lovers for Men experience. Twinkling lights , a roaring fire and a hot bath make for a cosy night in. You have waited so long and she is finally here, all you have to do is Believe.

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Bound by Tradition

Bound by Tradition£6.99   £4.19

You have so much to do over the holidays and all you asked NotWhoRoseThinks for was a little help with the lights. In this eSbAudio Erotica experience, not giving him clear directions leads to an argument that you are more than happy to lose when you find that being Bound by Tradition is very festive indeed!

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Longest Night

Longest Night£9.99   £5.99

As the sun sets on the Longest Night, there is no place you would rather be then with Essemoh in front of a crackling fire. With so many hours to spend together in this Impossible Gay Lovers experience he will make all your holiday wishes come true.

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Naughty or Nice

Naughty or Nice£9.99   £5.99

Santa wants to know if Grace's Grove has been a good little girl in this spectacular holiday eSb Audio Erotica experience. When he asks if she's been Naughty or Nice, he is pleased to hear she is very , very naughty. Now she will receive the best gift of all, pure pleasure!

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Solstice

Solstice£9.99   £5.99

A beautiful sunset brings in the longest night of the year in this incredible Impossible Lovers for Women experience. There never seems to be enough time with Essemoh, but the Solstice is full of magic,and anything can happen. And in front of the crackling fire,  it does--over and over again!

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Your Present

Your Present£6.99   £4.19

MsKitten is so delighted with the package you've sent in this quick and dirty eSb Audio Erotica experience. She cant wait to get started and her new toy quickly becomes Your Present as you eavesdrop on her very obvious enjoyment.

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A Day with Essemoh: Mid Morning

A Day with Essemoh: Mid Morning£9.99   £5.99

Spending A Day with Essemoh is full of surprises! In the next 3 segments you will experience the pleasure of a car ride ride derailed, a shopping excursion that makes you butt look delicious, and a sexy car park romp that cannot wait. Collect the whole day in this  sensational eSb Audio Erotica series and let Essemoh plan your day.

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Babes in Toyland

Babes in Toyland£9.99   £5.99

Jezebel wants to make your holidays more than merry this year! Let her guide you through a sensual experience as you unwrap and use all your favorite toys! This Impossible Lesbian Lovers experience is perfect for all women to explore their own sexuality.  Babes in Toyland is a holiday cant miss!  

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Happy Holidays

Happy Holidays£9.99   £0.00

Jezebel is at her most alluring and exciting in this erotic experience for Men. Christmas is a time for giving and she gives you all that you might want.-and then some. Happy Holidays!

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Santa Calls

Santa Calls£9.99   £0.00

Santa Calls: an erotic experience for Women. Essemoh is feeling naughty in this festive fun audio. Santa is looking for something more than milk and cookies. "Define naughty, Santa?"

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One of the very best recordings on this site!
Wednesday, 13 December 2017  |  anosns

They release this title each year and it's absolutely spectacular. This is Jezebel at the peak of her powers.


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Amazing
Sunday, 26 November 2017  |  Ruth

Absolutely better than most erotic audio that I have purchased. I really felt like I was there!


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So.. f--i-ng.. good!
Thursday, 16 November 2017  |  Charles

This was such a fantastic experience! The blend of relaxation and heavy teasing lead to an amazing orgasm and a delicious afterglow. Highly recommend!