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Curious

Curious£12.99

Essemoh is an equal opportunity seducer. You may only be Curious, but everyone finds him hard to resist and in this delicious Impossible Gay Lovers experience, you will be glad over and over again that you said, Yes! This extended experience gives so much more.

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Make a Mess

Make a Mess£6.99

Ms Kitten likes it messy. In this hot and dirty eSb Audio Erotica experience you will find clean up can be fun, too. You will find it very hard to resist when she says, "Come on and Make a Mess with Me!"

 

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No Regrets£9.99

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Resolve£12.99

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Do as You're Told!£6.99   £0.00

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A Day with Essemoh: Early Afternoon

A Day with Essemoh: Early Afternoon£21.97   £9.99

A Day with Essemoh is a fabulous 24 hour serial eSb Audio Erotica experience! Each hour of the day brings a new erotic scene to excite you as well as a great deal of very sensual sex to enjoy. In this collection: an exciting grocery shop, a sexy lunch and a warm, special nap. Collect all the episodes and let Essemoh plan your day.

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A Day with Essemoh: Good Morning

A Day with Essemoh: Good Morning£21.97   £9.99

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A Day with Essemoh: Mid Morning

A Day with Essemoh: Mid Morning£21.97   £9.99

Spending A Day with Essemoh is full of surprises! In the next 3 segments you will experience the pleasure of a car ride ride derailed, a shopping excursion that makes you butt look delicious, and a sexy car park romp that cannot wait. Collect the whole day in this  sensational eSb Audio Erotica series and let Essemoh plan your day.

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An alternate universe of an already amazing audio.
Sunday, 7 January 2018  |  Shadow

I'll get this out of the way in saying that this is an alternate version of the original Sexbot, but that is by no means a bad thing. I won't cover everything I loved about the first again, but you can read my original review on it over there if you would like. Instead, I'll focus on what's different. Mainly, it's how involved your partner, Grace, gets between you and your robotic lover. It starts out subtly, kisses along your back and shoulders as she presses into you while you press into the randy robot. It's a sexual sandwich with you and your meat (ha!) in the center. Everything Grace does is to enhance what goes on between you and the robot. By the end, though, Grace shows you just who you belong to and won't be satisfied until she's had a taste. A very different, but very hot and wet 'finish' from the original.
Which one is my favorite? Honestly, that's not a question I think I can answer. The first had something that Grace does that I had never even seen before and turned me on thinking about it. This one had a passion hunger out of her that also really turned me on. Can I just answer and say both? That may be cheating, but that's my answer.
Buy both!


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A unique and wonderful take on the fantasy
Sunday, 7 January 2018  |  Shadow

I've listened to a couple of audios for this type of fantasy (I'm a scifi fan so this is right up my alley) and I have to say that this is the most refreshing and delightfully surprising take on it that I have heard.
It answers the difficult question (How should a sex robot act?) while simultaneously erasing the stigma regarding the fantasy by having your partner, expertly played by Grace, along with you for the experience. If the robot was too real, it could ruin the very idea of the fantasy as well as give a feeling of guilt at the end, like you've been cheating. Although some like that aspect, and I respect that. Here, the sexbot is basically a super advanced, super realistic sex toy reacting physically (every dirty detail described by Grace) that your partner is encouraging you to give it to as hard as you can. She even gets turned on by it and, while I will not ruin the ending, I'll say that you will not be the only one cumming. What better encouragement could you have than that?
I'll also mention that I enjoyed the DEV aspects to this, especially its hypnosis like quality to send you deeper into the fantasy before it starts. It also helps set up something that can actually make you last longer and get more enjoyment all the way to the end (I might check out the DEV training system after this). Grace adapted these elements to her signature style beautifully, and I hope she might be involved with more DEV experiences in the future.
Summary: I'll be cumming back to this little version of Westworld for more fun. Highly recommended!


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Amazing
Sunday, 26 November 2017  |  Ruth

Absolutely better than most erotic audio that I have purchased. I really felt like I was there!