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Do IT!

Do IT!£9.99

You should always leave your 'hands free, for the BIg D' and in this explosive Impossible Gay Lovers experience Essemoh will be taking over those hands to lead you into pure pleasure. No need to fight it, just Do IT!

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Finding the Sweet Spot

Finding the Sweet Spot£9.99

A woman knows a woman's body, and in a search for the sometimes elusive G-Spot, many other pleasures will be found along the way to Finding the Sweet Spot. Let Jezebel guide you on a sensual experience to get to know your body better. This experience in the Better Sex Series is a must for all women looking for more pleasure. Put a towel down!

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My Hands

My Hands£9.99

Lie back and relax, feel My Hands hands touching you in this Impossible Lovers for Men experience.  Jezebel will whisper in your ear, telling you exactly what to do to reach the finish line. Take your time, you wont want the pleasure to end.

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My Pearls

My Pearls£9.99

Grace's Grove knows you've had a long day, but she is missing you and wants to reminisce about all those sexy times she wore nothing but My Pearls. The more she thinks about it, the hotter this eSb Audio Erotica Selection gets!

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Show for Me

Show for Me£9.99

Essemoh is calling on Skype and you are both very excited. When he demands, Show for Me you are more than willing to comply in this hot Impossible Lovers for Women experience. Pleasure is plentiful in this dream come true of an experience.

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JOI

JOI£9.99

Miss Kitten Sk wants to lead you to pleasure in this new eSB Audio Erotica selection JOI. Listen carefully to her instructions and do exactly as she says, I promise if you follow along, it will bring you JOY!

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Phone Sex

Phone Sex£9.99

Top Secret Audio is missing your touch. What's a girl to do when only you can please her? Phone Sex may not be the same as RL, but in this eSb Audio Erotica experience, it is a definitly the next BEST thing!

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Play for Me

Play for Me£0.00

Gaelforce wants you to do exactly as he says. In this incredibly hot eSb Audio Erotica experience, Gaelforce leads you down the path to extreme pleasure as he insists; Play for Me. Grab  your favorite toy  and follow directions. I promise, you will be so glad that you did.

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The Keyhole Exhibitionist: A Voyeur's Story

The Keyhole Exhibitionist: A Voyeur's Story£6.99

The Keyhole Exhibitionist, A Voyeur Erotic Short is a eSb AudioBooks selection from Ginger Segreti. "I have a naughty secret—I like to read with a vibrator. Not just any vibrator. My travel friendly, is always ready and waiting, never disappoints, Nova. The story doesn’t have to be smut or porn. The literature doesn’t matter. It’s a game I play. Place vibrator here, and read." 

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Clipping Her Wings

Clipping Her Wings£9.99

Jezebel is the May Queen, Princess of the fairies is celebrating the birth of summer when you come across her dancing in a meadow. Deep in the woods, bound to a stone altar, she is powerless and can do no more than lie back and take all that you have to give in this Fantasy Sex for Men experience.

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Don't play games with me . . .
Saturday, 20 May 2017  |  Dennis

. . . unless it's Grace tossing your dice. You'll never look at dice the same way again. You can't lose in this gambling house. A winner every time.
(Cheezy, I know. But true!)


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Erotic and soothing
Thursday, 27 April 2017  |  Anon

Grace's ability to paint the picture of an erotic nature with her soothing voice is top notch.


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Gentleman's Club
Wednesday, 12 April 2017  |  Katrina

Absolutely wonderful, a pleasure to listen too.