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Booty Call: Oral / Anal Sex Audio for Men

Booty Call: Oral / Anal Sex Audio for Men£9.99   £8.99

Do you think I'm at your Booty Call anytime you get an itch? In this Impossible Lovers for Men experience that call turns into so much more as you arrive and Oh_reaally welcomes you in  to her room and her most secret places.  

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House Party: Anal Sex DEV Audio for Gay Men

House Party: Anal Sex DEV Audio for Gay Men£9.99   £8.99

Essemoh has sent you an invite from The Manor.  Be his special guest in this Impossible Gay Lovers experience  it will be one House Party you'll be glad you attended.

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House Party: Anal Sex Multi-partner Audio for Women

House Party: Anal Sex Multi-partner Audio for Women£9.99   £8.99

Essemoh would like you to be his special guest at The Manor. Once you step through the door of this House Party you will find all kinds of delights and many guests that wish to share them with you in this exciting Impossible Lovers for Women experience.

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My Turn: Patient and Tender Pegging for Men

My Turn: Patient and Tender Pegging for Men£12.99   £11.69

Jezebel loves all you do for her, but now she tells you it is My Turn! Don't worry, in this TripleXXX Impossible Lovers for Men experience she will take her time and make sure you're ready. You wont regret experiencing the most explosive pleasure  yet. 

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You Asked for It : Hot Dominant Anal Sex for Women

You Asked for It : Hot Dominant Anal Sex for Women£9.99   £8.99

Sometimes being out of control is freeing and since You Asked for It that is what you will get in this Impossible Lovers for Women experience. Bound and helpless In My Hands is more than willing to comply with your requests.

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Put it Anywhere :  Kitten's Demanding Anal Sex

Put it Anywhere : Kitten's Demanding Anal Sex£6.99   £6.29

Ms Kitten is so anxious to spend time with you in this eSb Audio Erotica experience for men that she is all in. Put it Anywhere, she purrs, just please do it now!

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Big Bad Wolf : Fairy Tale Fantasy Sex for Women

Big Bad Wolf : Fairy Tale Fantasy Sex for Women£9.99   £8.99

Out in the woods all alone, little girl? You had better be careful the Big Bad Wolf is roaming and he is ravenous. In My Hands will show you just what his mouth and tongue and--other things are all the better for in this sexy Impossible Lovers for Women  fantasy experience.

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Buttons:  Fairy Tale Fantasy Urgent Sex for Gay Men

Buttons: Fairy Tale Fantasy Urgent Sex for Gay Men£9.99   £8.99

We have all heard tales of what the staff gets up to while waiting to be summoned and in this Impossible Gay Lovers experience those Brass Buttons on the footmen's' coat will reflect more than their desire as Essemoh passes the time  in the most sensual way. He will be your prince long before the clock strikes 12.

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Sinderella: Has a Ball- Fairy Tale Fantasy Sex for Women

Sinderella: Has a Ball- Fairy Tale Fantasy Sex for Women£9.99   £8.99

In a sexy retelling, Essemoh is a prince among women. He will sweep you off your feet at the ball, but when Big Ben chimes midnight, Sinderella  will lose more than her shoe. But-oh, what you will gain in this CANT MISS Impossible Lovers for Women experience.

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Waking Beauty: Fairy Tale Hot Erotic Audio for Men

Waking Beauty: Fairy Tale Hot Erotic Audio for Men£9.99   £8.99

Grace's Grove has been waiting patiently for your kiss, but in this scorching eSb Audio Erotica experience that patience doesn't last long. Waking Beauty is a dream come to life when she shows you just what happens after being made to wait so long. I'm just not sure if you'll be able to wait...

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It really surprised
Sunday, 15 April 2018  |  Stine

At first, i did not think that the suggestions would work. It really suprised me how great and surpising it was . It was magical for me


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Mind Blowing
Friday, 16 March 2018  |  anonss

Hey, I'm just writing to say that I was very impressed with this title. The writing is razor sharp on this one. I have listened to a bunch of these titles by now and this is certainly one of the best. I have always been a Jezebel fan and this is truly a gift to all of her fans. Like I wrote earlier, the writing is extra crisp and as usual her delivery is perfect. It always amazes me how there are some many ways to describe love making and make it set apart from other recordings. Also, I like the holiday flair of this title. You can practically see Jezebel making the snowbound travel to pleasure you. There is a bubble bath scene that gracefully leads to an amazing romp of missionary sex on a bed. This title will effortlessly help a man visualize his crush in the most romantic and comforting way possible.


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One of the Best
Thursday, 15 March 2018  |  Joanna

This remains one of my favorites from Essemoh to this day. The setup for the scenario is perfectly done and does well to escalate to the intimate reunion with the one that "got away". Essemoh is very sweet, tender, and affectionate and for me personally, that's an automatic favorite.

I do only have one small negative note, but it's relatively minor and doesn't detract a great deal from the experience. This scenario involves narrative running over the scripted action and "sound effects". So, there are parts where Essemoh is narrating over his own scenario dialogue. I understand that it's meant to guide your thoughts as the action is happening, but I feel like I miss out on the scenario stuff because he is narrating over it. I appreciate narration, but personally, I like it a lot more when Essemoh is acting the part and doing dialogue (sweet talk, etc.).

But like I said, it's a small complaint and I still highly recommend this particular audio for your collection.