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Imagine a time when your every desire is fufilled by your own AI:ALEX! In this extraordinary Impossible Lovers for Women experience, Voice of a Rockstar carries you off into the future of pleasure and things will never be the same!

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A myth as old as time is now a delicious fantasy made real. Half-man, half-beast, The Centaur desires you and will have his way. Feel the power as this magnificent creature gives you pleasure you will not soon forget in this Triple XXX experience  from Essemoh now on Patreon! 

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Essemoh loves to please you and he loves the taste of you, he loves Going Down on you. Lie back and let yourself sink in to the intense sensations of this intimate oral experience. This assembled DEV MOD for Women product contains evrything you need to explode into pleasure! Induction, arousal, experience and aftercare in one! 
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Down and Dirty
Monday, 19 June 2017  |  AnonS

TSA's "A Little Lesson" is another wonderful anal sex experience from her. She clearly has talent between the sheets and cheeks. Her voice sounds young and innocent, but her mind is anything but that. What can I say? She's a keeper. She keeps you in her butt...
One last thing, I noticed the audio was slightly below the usual quality from this website. Perhaps, my file was compressed or something like that. It's a shame because this was one my favorites in recent memory.


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A sloppy bumper car like ride inside Jezebel
Sunday, 18 June 2017  |  Anon

Jezebel is back! This time around she has perfected the quickie. Basically, it's a no- frills screwing experience and I wouldn't want it any other way. Without a doubt, every month, I look forward to the new products from this site. Your creativity, passion, and generosity are truly unrelenting as a company.
Likewise, Jezebel and the rest of the ladies on this site just make me happy to be a straight man.


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Still trembling and sweaty
Sunday, 18 June 2017  |  Wayne

Grace's Groves phenomenal voice has left me a quivering puddle of goo. I've been a listened of her work for a while, and I just had to check her out here. The experience did not disappoint. She lovingly guides through an experience that I know I'll be cumming back to again and again